Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
What'd You Think?
(440 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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November 20th, 2008 at 10:06 am
why is it not taken as its meant to be, a joke…
i think the only person who can answer such a question
would be a veterenarian,, so relax,, and i dont think any of those red necks can answer it either
November 14th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Mia, if everyone were as wise as you I’d have nothing to joke about.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I thought the joke was funny…first off. But for those who could not see that they are on a website for “jokes” and actually think that this conversation truly occured, i can see how you are truly blinded by your ignorance. It is sad to see the racist comments on here; however, I am not surprised. I don’t feel that either candidate would have spelled doom to OUR country. You guys sure won’t so outspoken against Bush and look what he’s done. I thought McCain was a great candidate; however, I believe he made a fatal mistake by choosing Palin. She is like Bush. An overconfident nitwit. And a couple of you call Obama a liar when Palin was shown to have lied on many things. And for the guy who was talking about where Obama was born…it doesn’t matter where he was born. His mother was a citizen of the US, therefore, he is a citizen of the US. If a woman decides to travel up to Canada or Mexico for instance and ends up going into labor and having her baby in that country, that doesn’t make her baby a Canadian or a Mexican. LOL! Don’t you think Obama had to show a birth certificate to get a SSN, like everyone else? You have to show a Social Security Card to acqire any legitimate job. Self-professed intelligent people astound me at times. In addition, Obama believes in marriage as it is described in the Bible and does not promote abortion; however, he does believe in ones own choice over their lives. People always want to tell someone else how to live their lives. Live your own. Do not judge lest thou be judged. Only a perfect man can point out the faults of an imperfect one and no person on this earth is perfect. Also, both Obama and Biden have their Juris-Doctorates, with Obama having graduate Magna Cum Laude, while McCain graduated bottom of his class from a military academy (that he only got into because of generational ties), and Palin went back and forth from local college to local college (a year here, a semester there) for a quite a few years before she even got her bachelors (in Journalism). Both Obama and Biden studied, international relations and political science, preparing themselves. McCain crashed planes and Palin was a pageant girl. Have a great-8 everyone, cause I believe we’re all in this for the long haul. *smooches*
November 13th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I LOVE OBAMA LOL U GUY R RACIST>>>>>>>:) ME A GOOD MAN NOT NO RACIST….ALSO VERY SMART WITH POLTICS U GUYS SUCK WITH POLITICS
November 12th, 2008 at 1:41 am
hey guys dont worry about Obama, when have you know a nigger to keep a job for more that 4 years?
November 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Pat Riot - you seem a bit indecisive, why don’t you just come down off the fence and say what really bothers you about The Obama?
By the way, the little girl joke was good!!
November 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
OBAMA08, All white people, report to the cotton field at 7am for orientation!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
hahaha…i wish i could meet that girl! she is a smart child!
November 9th, 2008 at 1:19 am
He’s a fillthy, muslim, fag-hugging, nigger that will spell doom for the USA and with it the rest of the free world.
November 8th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
hahahahahha I find this very funny. I dont like OBAMA at all. Sarah Palin helped lower taxes in Alaska and she was governor their so she does have experience. McCain had a good campaign and OBAMA was just throwing the world change out there. Where did he come from?? NO where. I hadn’t even heard of him until this election and all the shit i heard about him, he deffinatley didnt get my vote.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Barack just happened to be in the right place at the right time. It was really a vote against McCain, not a vote for Barack. The presidency will be on-the-job training for him.
I still can not figure out how someone could vote for such an unkown. However, Barack has defined a new style of getting votes. Promise Hispanics something (get their vote). African-Americans usually vote Democratic, but how would they have voted if Barack chose the Republican ticket?
A vote for the highest office in the land should be more than, looks, age, race, saying you’ll change politics. It is called show me something!
November 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
to taken and reaganomics……just shut up while you still have the chance…..everyone knows that obama is a no good lier….mccain and palin would have been way better for us……obama dont know and thing about our country…a least mccain has served for us…..what has obama done…..nothing….all he is going to do is ruin our country…..and yeah he is a muslum….i don’t care what anyone says…..you need to face your own facts….he wasn’t even born in america….he went to and islamic school and around the time he was in school you had to be a citizen of kenya to go to their school….he is not an american….not only that but no one in his family can tell the truth…his grandma says that she was at the hospital in kenya when he was born while he said he was born at one hospital and his siter said he was born a another hospital……then he is yet to show his birth certificate to the judge…why is he so scared……im sorry…well no im not…but some of ya’ll have made a big mistake by choosing him to run our country…..he aint noting but a liar…….every one know that mccain would have been better for our country……obama is just killing babies and raising taxes while mccain wanted to rais babies and kill taxes……how can anyone be pro choice….abortion is abortion no matter what……i would never trust obama with any thing….not even a penny……he don’t deserve to even be in america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
vote mccain/ palin 08
john mccain.com
get the facts
October 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
good one
October 17th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
that s too funny
October 16th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
funny….:P
October 16th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I totally aggree with Reaganomics……..
Lets due our duty and elect someone who will do the best for our country.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Taken, I completely agree with you there. But sometimes letting these uninformed idiots speak for themselves on forums is just about the best thing we can do to expose their ignorance — that is, step back and give them the floor.
Anyone who still thinks Obama is a Muslim or won’t salute the flag is obviously a cave dweller. Moreover, if such petty issues are your criteria for electing the leader of the free world, then you had better vote for Obama — McCain never wore a lapel flag pin to either of the debates so far, and Obama has to both.
Pity the uninformed; it’s our duty to vote in their best interest, even if they don’t understand.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:09 am
that’s freakin hilarious!
October 8th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
That is the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Longhornfan, you obviously don’t know politics. Get your facts straight. McCain would be a terrible president - look at what he’s done in the last 26 years of Congress; voted to raise taxes and give tax cuts to big businesses. That’s it. What has he proposed so far? Nothing. The same goes with his piss-poor choice of a running mate. Palin can’t even answer a question. And why is that? Oh, because she has no experience whatsoever. Woo, she was governor of a town of 4000 for 2 years. Wow. Just the other day she spoke of her fending off the oil companies in Alaska when she was governor but now her motto is “Drill Baby Drill”? What a hypocritical sad excuse for a human being.
October 7th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
That was a really cute joke. I think this would be the worst President we could ever vote into office. Why would you want someone who obviously doesn’t know s**t AND won’t salute our flag?
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 pm
this was stupid. Obama will probably be a better president for America then they have had in a long time. But it’s just a joke *shoulder shrug*
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
Should I laugh?
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:49 am
The story and the plot is rather simple.
I hoped it more spark than that.
The joke cannot reflect meaningful something.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
wont say nothing
October 1st, 2008 at 4:36 am
lmao that’s so funny
October 1st, 2008 at 3:29 am
OUCH!