Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"
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Unbelievable. Are you serious??? Is this what it has come to??? Get a life, learn to spell and find a period for your sentences once in a while instead of prolonging the one in your pants. Its a joke blog, get over it for the love of Obama.. I mean God.
Michelle obama, Barack and Oprah Winfrey are all flying in air force one.
Michelle speaks up and says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw onethousand dollar bills out the window.i can make ten people happy
Then Barack says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw 100′s out the window i can make one hundred people happy
Oprah then says well if i throw 10$ bills out the window i can make 1000 people happy
The pilot hears all of this and says to himself “what a bunch of egotists, I can throw three N*****s out the window and make millions of people happy!
My fellow patriotic Americans, here are some more jokes about the man who saved Jimmy Carter from the distinction of being the worst President in over 60 years.
Q: What is large, white and has a black @sshole?
A: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Q: What is Barack Obama’s birthstone?
A: Rock cocaine
The Obama can make changes to america by increasing salary of persons working in america by 100 times and decreasing value of us$ by 100.
you are gay
yo mama is obama
Greetings to the real Americans who want what’s best for America: For Obama to be a one-term President.
Q: Why does President Obama want to visit Saudi-Arabia?
A: Because he’s home-sick.
Q: What is about 7′ long and was wrapped around sh!t?
A: Young Barack Obama’s turbin.