Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
What'd You Think?
(1,377 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
Loading ...
United States Of America !!! It is bigger than you or I ,or Barack Obama. It was once the Greatest Nation Ever why, It was founded on God and God Alone!!!! Our fore fathers was Smart Men they knew God was the only answer!! Though God and Prayer anything is in reach. Every great nation that has turned their back on God , and has fallen it is in every history book! The only solution is to not put or faith or trust in a man or president but to get on our knees and ask for forgiveness ask for guidence ask for wisdom !
sam. i dont hate you because your religous. i hate you because your very much like the lady in The Mist. i guess the word im looking for is arrogant and ignorant……
Intelligent little girl? I doubt that, she’s been told what to say.
GO SAM!
sam your are an idiot. GOD didnt come around until years after other religions were already established. and your just stupid. its a joke laugh and move on.
I love this joke. this is great. Very true! He should have backed down when he was still able to.
Now the world knows how truly dumb this man is, he’s a great speaker yes, I’ll give him that. But who WRITES his speeches?
All he’s good at is reading out loud.
This is just a joke everybody. He never had this conversation with a little girl, and if he did, he very well may have said the difference is the three animals have different diets, metabolisms, digestive systems, and water retention. When did a joke site become a battle between Right and Left. You all need to chill out because neither side is winning us centrist voting Americans.
Wow dude seriously? You honestly think everyone that had ignorant comments does not realize that President Obama did not really talk to that little girl on a public plane? Do you even comprehend the fact that the joke did not mention the little girl was riding on Air Force 1? And besides all of that. This joke is directed at the fact that President Obama has a record of making stupid comments and trying to do things that is un-orthidox and immoral to the military. One last thing…. What in the hell was the point of pointing out how differect fecal matters are processed out of the body. This was a joke and all of you need to realize that the joke was not at all bent around a religion or what the process of grass entering and exiting a animals body is, it is to pretty much critique what President Obama has said and done so far in the time he has been our … well not so great President.
One last thing, all of your comments are officially PWND!
cute
“sam says:
July 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
United States Of America !!! It is bigger than you or I ,or Barack Obama. It was once the Greatest Nation Ever why, It was founded on God and God Alone!!!! Our fore fathers was Smart Men they knew God was the only answer!! Though God and Prayer anything is in reach. Every great nation that has turned their back on God , and has fallen it is in every history book! The only solution is to not put or faith or trust in a man or president but to get on our knees and ask for forgiveness ask for guidence ask for wisdom !”
I agree that religion is important, I also agree that the fore fathers of America were smart people, you however, are another story, I shall direct your attention to a small part in Sam’s post, “Our fore fathers was Smart Men” I hope there are people intelligent enough to notice what I am pointing out
That was a pretty funny joke, though not very tasteful. Obama only wants to help America. He is still our President and you all should try to show a little respect.
Its a good joke where you can replace the job and name with any number of alternatives.Any president would have a hard time cleaning up Bushes mess.God bless our president and God bless America.
go Sam
i agree with brandon too
you are wrong
I really ‘have no idea’why people over here cry against Obama’s effort at its beginning stage. Lets give him time and see. By the way it is not only Obama who is responsible.we are all responsible! Above all we need to repent for our damn sins that has taken away the God of Abrhham and George Washington from our country. Communists are becoming nearly better than Americans interms of Knowing God. What a Shame to George Washington’s Country
Even the President should put first the Lord Jesus if he wants Success!
sam is the only intelligent human being on this site. ride on sam
How come no one supporting sam can spell or use grammer correctly? How come christians feel the need to shove religion down a persons throat at every opportunity? Its a joke, just a joke. Get a life! If you have to preach do it in a church where it belongs.
“no one supporting sam can spell or use grammEr correctly?” that’s just hilarious. I agree that this is a joke site and this should be taken as one. But honestly, to look at America and see the blasphemy that has become socially acceptable with a declining influence of God- it really does explain a lot concerning the sad state the country is in. (poor economy, divided citizens, rep vs dem)
Oh yes we should respect our presidents, Right Brandon? That is funnier then the joke! Since when do Americans respect their presidents? They are the butt of all jokes on late night tv and radio stations. ???
Seriously, blokes(and sheilas) just relax. This is just a little funny to make you giggle. It is most certainly NOT a boxing ring. Just enjoy yourselves. (btw, I’m not religious, I’m agnostic)
P.S. “Guyatworkwaistingyourtaxdollarstomakefunofmiddleamerica” , I love your name XD
I think I am going to take an Obama, wipe and then a shower. Nobel Prize has clogged up my system, the joke made me laugh and got my system moving.
Thanks alot !!!
For clarity…
A “centerist” is a liberal who doesn’t know he’s a liberal or too gutless to take sides.
Hahahaha thats funny
Hey, “Guyatworkwaistingyourtaxdollarstomakefunofmiddleamerica”
Really? “waisting”? What, you’re putting the money into fattening food?
This joke was originally a Ronald Regan joke. It’s been recycled for every president. To those of you who think it means something special about Obama, well, you’re reading too much into it.
Which little girl was it? Sasha or Malia?