Barack Hussein Obama, Can’t We Joke About Him?
Why is it I feel that, if I talk abotu Brack Obama, I'm gonna get slammed with comments and hatemail for being a racist or something along those lines? You know how hard it is to make a joke about a black person? Very hard. I can trash white folks, blondes, Jews, rednecks, doctors and [...]
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Barack Hussein Obama, Can’t We Joke About Him?
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Heidi bc people like you want to be taken care of. Me and Kurt work hard for our money, and dont want the government stealing it from us. And giving it to bums. This is a dog eat dog world not some imaginary land that you wish of, where everyone loves everyone.
For your information I have worked and supported myself since I was sixteen. I don’t not want to be taken care of by anyone. The only difference I see is that I am a good person who thinks about other people and you are a selfish jerk. It’s not an imaginary land, it’s a land without people like you in it.
Okay then you can give your money to the lazy and I will keep mine.
Deal
Heidi- i understand your point about minorities needing help. But because guys in the past that i dont know, that im not related to, were in power, i gotta suffer because im the same race as them? I was born a poor white male. Still am. Single dad. High school grad. Work 40+ hours. And barely get by because there’s no programs for single white dads. But there’s programs for moms and minorities. People who got by with C avg in school and are less qualified get better jobs and get into college to fill quotas.
I worked my butt off to have opportunity. Then when i get out in the world, thinking i have a chance, society says “Sorry. Cant help ya. You gotta work even harder.” If anyone, ANYONE, has better grades/qualifications than me, then by all means, accept them. They obviously worked harder than i did for it. They deserve the chance. But now if there’s a scenario where i just happen to be better qualified, if whoever hasnt met a racial quota, they take someone not as qualified as myself based on race.
And something like that is okay? That’s still favoring one race over another. People classify it as “reverse discrimination” and think its okay. What people dont realize: “reverse discrimination” is still discrimination and it needs to be stopped. Everything for education and employment should be based on overall qualification. Not race. No matter what race is favored or frowned upon. Im in the same boat minorities have been in. But nowadays that boat is sinking. They get help. I have to swim. Is that fair?
I don’t think thats fair at all, but I will say that this is something that has happened to me as well. I went for a job interview and so did a good friend of mine and because she was white she got the job. She had no experience and I was way more qualified than she was, but she still got hired so this can go both ways. Is it fair? Of course not. I will say though that there are programs out there to help everyone, not only minorities. So if you are in a very bad situation you should research for any programs available to you. Thats the great thing about America, even though there are those who only think about themselves, there are also selfless individuals willing to lend a helping hand.
Have been researching. And applying. Denied. And selfless individuals? Where? I havent met them. Part of the reason im in this situation was helping others. To a fault. I give and give. Helping those who need it. For years i never asked for anything in return. Until now. Because its not only about me. Now i have to take care of my son. Just took a 2nd job, potentially a 3rd shortly because im busting my ass extra hard because i have no help. Now i hardly spend time with my own son, but i have no choice.
HEIDI:
“Thats the great thing about America, even though there are those who only think about themselves, there are also selfless individuals willing to lend a helping hand.”
Exactly. Individuals and private organizations helping others as they see fit. Me using my money to contribute as I see fit.
NOT the government taking my money and distributing it as THEY see fit.
Ice- I totally understand you because I am the same way, but there are programs that can help you. I applied to some programs when I was raising my younger brother and sister because I didn’t make enough to support the three of us. When I lived in New Jersey I applied for Housing, but by the time they approved me I already moved from the state, so I never got any help either. Here are some links to things available to you. I don’t know how old your child is, but you could get free daycare for you to work and health insurance for your son. Here are the links and I will look for more, but also there could be programs available to you depending on which state you live in. My advice to you is keep trying so that you can have that extra time with your child.
Sorry I forgot the the links =]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(housing)
http://www.hhs.gov/children/index.html
Dave,
Good point! I can’t completely agree with you though because there are not a lot of people who actually do anything to help others, they only care for their own well-being. That being said I still partially agree with you, but I will say this….isn’t it terrible that there are so many people who are fine with their money being spent on a war that is still killing so many of our people as well as all the Iraqis being killed, yet they are upset about the government spending their money to actually do some good? For our own people??? Some of us have our priorities are all screwed up.
Heidi
As Much as I would like to see the Country get back on its feet I feel that The PEOPLE not the government will have to ultimately do. The so called Messiah is adding more and more to the deficit. The Only MESSIAH I know of is Jesus Christ, besides I am tired of him interrupting my shows. To me he is just a glorified Celebrity that happens to be a Democrat.
Our last president greatly increased our deficit as well and not for a good cause.
hmm. I am just reading about this and I read over all these comments. I have to say that I agree with Heidi. And btw giving money to the poor is no problem at all. when I say poor I mean the people who lost everything because of some tragic event and need a boost up to get it back. When i say poor i don’t mean the people who just sit on the side of the street and beg for money cause they don’t want to work. Like the movie pursuit of happyness with will smith. People like that, who are in debt because they made a wrong business move or lost everything in a fire, i will give money to, as they are trying to earn it back. But that’s just what I think. and kobe, you do sound like a selfish jerk. it may be a dog eat dog world but if it was nothing but that we’d all be dead.
Yay Dillon! Finally someone who agrees with me =] I was starting to loose faith in humanity =[
I am bout tired of hearing all the hoopla over Obama first of all he is a POLITICIAN they say anything to get elected. He is not the messiah he is not THE BEST EVER. he fails on foreign policy he wants to sit down with Ahmadinejad. Helping the poor isn’t bad but having the government in control of every little thing is. I knew it was going to happen though he had a charisma like Bill Clinton in a way. I am tired of seeing is face everywhere like he is Jesus.
These jokes just are not that funny
I have to agree with Kobe: If I worked hard for my own money, WHY SHOULD THE GOVERNMENT HAVE THE RIGHT TO GIVE IT AWAY? I agree, those who are truly struggling to stay alive after a tragic event deserve it, but PEOPLE MAKE LIVINGS OFF OF HAVING KIDS AND WELFARE. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Why have we made it possible? Why can’t we have institutions that can pick out the good guys, and ban bad guys like the above? They won’t spend that money on anything worthwhile. The good guys will at least try. I want to decide who gets my money. If octomom was being paid by the gov’t, and stealing my money to support her stupidity, I’d have to leave this country, as I already am seriously considering.
Wow, are all of you so ignorant? You are all not special cases, military members are getting hit hard too. Its not only civilians getting raped by the economy, we all live and breath in the same world so we are all getting the same treatment, if you do not like how things are here in America and how you are being treated, why dont you research how people are being treated in other countries. Its a lot worse on them and they work a hell of a lot harder than people in America, and on top of all of that at least we have a government that does do something to help all of you, we give civilians jobs as DoD employees, may all of you should quit bitching and complaining and go to job fairs and what not, get something that is called a head hunter and put them to work to find you work. Jobs for less than qualified people are out there you just cant sit around and not look or at least have someone else look for you. Lastly, if all else fails, join the military. The military is not as bad as all of you are fooled to believe. I want all of you to know, I was in the same boat as you and I am not saying this just to be a hipocritical dick, I got out of high school just like all of you, went to college got 2 degrees, tried to get a job and all rejections, I didnt give up though I said well since the civilians world just seems to be corupt as hell since the recession I will join the military. And now I am here getting paid to do my job and play on a computer. Just think things through before you put your life story somewhere you cant take it back from and realize that its nothing but a bunch of complaining and a lot of not doing anything about it.
I hope you all realise, the military was put in place to help the people right? Its to serve and protect the United States of America, in meaning the Government keeps you safe, so they can do what they want with the money they get from ALL of us with a legal residency, and yes military members pay those taxes too, if you live in a place that requires state taxes paid, but we still regardless pay for our federal taxes. Last thing though, if there was no welfare dont you think those people would be going after what other people are working hard to get? Think about that, its just a way to keep those thieving bastards from stealing from all of hard working people. Dont misunderstand though, they still do, but still its not as bad as it could be. Just think about all of this.
Barrack Obama was addressing a town hall meeting when a elderly man grabed his chest, gasped and fell to the flool.
Obama exclamed, quick somebody call the health Czar we have to find out what to do.
Ladys and Gentlemen, do you want to know what made our country great.
Men and Women came from all over the world to excape big government control. There was no welfare, health care or a garentee that you wold not die. Just a guarentee that you would be free. The more you get the less free you will be. As for me all I want is for the government to get out of the way and start obeying the constitution. Theres something in there about any right not speciticly given to the federal government will be a states right. I must have missed the part about welfare, helthcare, enviromental control. Well what did those ignorent founding fathers know? They had not even heard of Carl Marx.
Putting stupid people in college does not make them smart.
I agree with John on that. That is very true, as someone said “can’t fix stupid” thats pretty much how it is in this world just cause you have a degree does not mean you are smart and it does not mean you are guaranteed a job. This world may have been founded to be “free” but truth be told, the United States was not founded right away. History has specifically stated that the colony placed on the coast where Georgia is now was intended to be a way for the British people to rid themselves of the inmates that were steadily filling their jails. So yea this place was really “founded” for a different purpose, and being “free” meant to be out from under the British Parliment. So get your ducks in a row and think about how our “United States” became the place we know.
Hear, hear, Caleb!
Austrailia was founded as a penal coloney, America was not. However Austrailia is a great example of how freedom and responsobility can change people. Being taken care off is for children grown up’s prefer to take care of themselfs. Thanks Obama but I am not a Boy.
NOBAMA!!!!
Do you know why Obama watches his weight? If he weighed any more he couldent walk on water.
How many liberals sorry progressives does it take to change a light bulb?
None they prefer to stay in the dark.
Alright here it is. I am not a rich person. But I work off my butt in school so I can get a good job and have lots of money. These other lazy people don’t want to study or try even. So why should I have to give them my money? It’s mine. I worked hard for it. If they had tried and wanted it, then they could’ve succeeded too. But they didn’t want to. And they won’t get my money.
Exactly my sentiments, Peter. It’s not like EVERYBODY on the street is there because their company did badly and they got laid off. Granted, they need help.
However, there are those who don’t even try. They expect America’s citizens to care for them and their baby with welfare, and feel they are OWED welfare for existing.
I for one am for stricter welfare qualifications (Example: Have you even TRIED to get a job in the last two years?). I’d like to see what would happen if welfare was suddenly discontinued for those who haven’t earned it…
President Obama was giving a speech at a small Texas town and he keept swatting at a pesky fly. A cowboy in the audience said Mr. President we call those circle flys cause they circle around a horses ass. President Obama said are you calling me a horses ass? The cowboy said no sir I’am just saying flys are hard to fool.
Were you offended by this joke? Were you offended when it was told on President Bush. I can honnestly say I laughed both times. Altho I think it fits bette this time around.
Peter you are right on. Our constitution guarintees the pursuit of happiness not a free anything.
One thing to say…
F**ck America
i heard this joke it goes
walmart is selling barack obama oraments so now whites can legally hang blacks IT IS SO WRONG I KNOW
chuck likes it in the pooper
hey chuck
ello govna have u any eggs
bag balls
Hidi, Please stop hating Minorities. Stop saying that they need help and can’t do it on their own!! For the Love of God…Please give them the power of Education and ability, if all you do is hand out then they will NEVER feel like they can do it by themselves. I know this feeling all to well. I am white, but I am Hard of hearing…I went to a VERY Liberal high School, They did what Liberals do best…Make you feel..Worthless. They told me that I would NEVER make it on my own because I was hard of hearing…so they put me in Special Ed, They gave me the Easy test’s, they NEVER allowed me to do a report on my own and yet…I still did really bad in school. YES I DO BLAME THEM. Here is why: While going through all of this, I NEVER did my homework nor did I ever study for a test, and I NEVER paid attention in school. One day my Science Teacher, came to me and pulled me aside (Made me late for my next class lol) And he said… “K, you have to stop, you can not let those idiots tell you othat you can’t do it. I have been watching you, you are doing so well in my class, you can do it without them. Try it, stody for all your test’s and tell them you want to take the samer test As everyone else. Do what they all do. You’ll see..YOU CAN DO IT.” So I did. YOu know what? Being told to make it on my own..I did well..VERY well. I also got my self Pride BACK!! Because I didn’t take the hand out I have become the Strong person I am today. I now see that all along..they hated me because I was Different and they didn’t know how to handle it!! Soooo give them WORK Ethic..not my hard Earned MONEY!!
Hello there crazy democrats. Boy do I have a mission for you. I, as you can tell already, am a strong willed conservative Republican. Yes, I love George Bush. Yes, I think marriage is between a man and a women. Yada, yada, yada. So here’s my situation. I’m a freshmen in high school, and I’m in the process of writing a research paper. The topic is liberal bias in the media. I already know that it is real, factual, scientifically proven, and undoubtedly verifiable. But, I was told by my raging liberal of a teacher, (of course, aren’t all teachers now a days), that I need to ‘present the other side of the argument’ in my introduction. So I’ve got my information, now I need yours. DEAR DEMOCRATS: Do you think that the media tends to have a liberal preconception/ If so, why? If not, how do you defend that? Thanks everybody! Fyi, paper is due tommorrow. HURRY! (:
Emily sweet Emily GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. I am a teacher a CONSERVATIVE, my wife says my politics are a little right of John Wayne ( if you know who that is) and I sponsor the Young Conservatives club at my High School. I do not assume that you are uninformed and nieve somply because you are in high school, please do not put teachers in a box. In point of fact we are pupets and the school board, thats the moms and dads, pull are strings and tell us what to teach. If you ACTUALLY want to make a statement start a young conservatives club, WORK HARD
Important tip get JOHN GLENS BOOK “Arguing with Idiots” he addresses that and other issues and has reference documentation in the back of the book.
Emily sweet Emily GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. I am a teacher and a CONSERVATIVE, my wife says my politics are a little right of John Wayne ( if you know who that is) and I sponsor the Young Conservatives club at my High School. I do not assume that you are uninformed and nieve simply because you are in high school, please do not put teachers in a box. In point of fact we are pupets and the school board, thats the moms and dads, pull our strings and tell us what to teach. If you ACTUALLY want to make a statement start a young conservatives club, WORK HARD put conservatives on the school board, then in the mayors office then the state senate and house. Work your way up. It is not a easy fight but nothing worth having is.
I just heard the Dems are changing their party symbol, wow!!
They are going to use the Watermellon because they are green on the outside and red on the inside and full of seedy characters.
I told a liberal friend that I did not understand what Obama ment when he said that passing the health care legislation was going to be the greatest deficet reduction legeslation ever passed. They told me thats why they elected Obama president they did not need to understand he will take care of it. That is a true story but it inspired a joke: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? NONE THEY PREFER TO STAY IN THE DARK…
I ‘m sorry to interupt but i just stumbled upon this page and i like what alot of yall are saying but in the same breath i completely disagree with a couple of people. It’s is truly good to hear that there are some bright intellegent people still left in America. After the election i was really worried about this new generation of Americans and the only thing scarrier than Obama being President is the majority of americans that elected him. That alone says alot about Americas and it’s the first time i’m alittle ashamed about being invloved with that classification. Now don’t get me wrong I love being an American but not this America. I truely fell in love with the old America under some of are great leaders like Teddy,Ike,Herbert and Dwight. Back when people were proad, unselfish, and hard working. I think Teddy put it best when he said “The down fall of America will be putting prosperity first, saftey first instead of duty first, the love of soft living, and the get rich quick scheme of living”. And the true problem of this great country is the American people allowing the goverment to tell us how we should be goverened. The goverment was in powered to do the exact opposite and through the past 60+ years this goverment of “ours” has chipped and pecked away from our rights. And this is not a demicratic or republican issue. We, as a whole, have allowed this to happen and the worrest part about it is…… How do we change it? No, I take that back how do we stop it, then how do we change it. I was once told when you find your self in a hole the very first thing you do is stop digging. And as a humble woking American I find my self thinking it can’t be done, this Goverment/Country is too great of a machine to just stop. I souldn’t say it can’t be done because i am a firm believer of acheiving anyhting but i think we are in one hell of long and buppy ride.
And just a Quick Hypothetical question.
What if the goverment comes out tomorrow and say there will be a raise of taxes for everyone across the board? How do we, as an American, protest that? Special if the majority of Americans don’t understand it, turn the other check, or simply don’t care enough to do anything. I know the answer to this: nothing, we do nothing and take like Americans have done the last 60 years.
And didn’t something like this just happen? Like the bail out, every person i have talk to about that bucket of crap shakes there heads in disbeleif and swears up and down the goverment should not have stepped in. I have not yet talk {in person} to a single soul that will argue the other way. And everyone knows it’s too late, we as Americans have no corrective action for this. Where are the elected goverment officals that work for the people? The officals who listen to the people, so they can do the job they all claim they will do if elected? Obama said it best ” It’s time for Change” exept i don’t make a 90 and keep going left i’m suggesting a 180 and go back to being strong,proud,empthtic people.
In regard to HR’S hypothetical question, to quote the police commenicer from “Young Frankinstine” , delivered in a funny german accent ” Stop! Wait! a riot is a horrable thind AND I THINK IT’S TIME WE HAD ONE!!!”