Barack Hussein Obama, Can’t We Joke About Him?
Why is it I feel that, if I talk abotu Brack Obama, I'm gonna get slammed with comments and hatemail for being a racist or something along those lines? You know how hard it is to make a joke about a black person? Very hard. I can trash white folks, blondes, Jews, rednecks, doctors and lawyers - hell pretty much anyone I want so long as they're not "African American." W-T-F.
At anyrate, I'm immune. How so? Well these aren't MY jokes - F&J is gonna let others do the talking for us. All the glory of coming up with something witty without any of that nasty email stuff. Sweet. Enjoy.
Ann Coulter - "I refer to him as B. Hussein Obama. He's half white and half black, half Christian and half Muslim and half atheist. Something there for every Democrat."
Jay Leno - "Do you know what Barack Obama's middle name is? Hussein. Could've been worse. Could've been Kerry."
Jay Leno - "Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser."
Bill Maher - "Did you see this today about Barack Obama? Genealogy research has revealed that Obama's great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland. Oh great, now he won't be Irish enough for people."
Conan O'Brien - "The Reverend Jesse Jackson told CNN that he's planning to endorse Barack Obama for president. Experts say this is a risky move for Jackson, because hardly anything rhymes with Barack Obama."
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RJH,
Ummmmm, okay I guess……….. Funny you should mention that after the fact about your health or whatever. I fail to see the relevance in what you just posted to what I posted. You skirted around every question I asked, and the government run health care Obama is proposing is entirely different than cost control, which can be done without government interference, it’s called the laws of supply and demand and we as the consumer kinda control that. There absolutely should be a cap on what lawyers charge, but we weren’t talking about lawyers now were we, we were talking about health care. I’m all up for a good debate, but next time will you try to stick to the subject and be slightly more receptive. I’m used to Democrats taking everything out of context, not Republicans. Oh, by the way, it’s looking very promising for us, I was watching FOX News today, so say a prayer for our party. I really don’t think anyone who doesn’t have a chronic health condition, or isn’t close to someone who does could ever understand the fear that goes along with it. It’s frightening, you worry for your children, your spouse, your entire family, not to mention doing all you can to pay the high costs of medicine, medical treatment and all the supplements you have to take. There is no way an MRI should cost $15,000, even with the payments on the machine, manpower, and overhead you are looking at nothing close to that. Ummm, aren’t we supposed to be on the same side? I mean come on, this is what the democrats did “Obama can do no wrong,” and now they are a party divided. All I’m saying is let he who is without fault cast the first stone. You seem to think I am attacking my fellow Republicans when in actuality all I am saying is “get on the ball people.” I’m a Green Bay Packer fan, but when they’re slacking they are slacking, understand what I am saying?? Let’s not drop the ball here. We have a responsibility to our nation, so don’t complain when you allow the liberals to take over our country and we become Socialist, because they’re doing nothing to stop it but pitching a fit. These are your representatives too, and I for one think you would want better from them.
I’m not so sure we are on the same side. You included the pharmaceutical companies on your enemies list just like a common liberal. A large part of the cost of prescription drugs and doctor care is huge lawsuits and the fear of them as well as the massive paperwork involved in covering their butt. You blame the Republicans. For what? Did you notice they are far in the minority in both houses of Congress. I really don’t believe you’re a Republican at all. I read your gibberish and it points to a liberal posing as a conservative. It was a nice try but you can’t cover up your true loyalties even with a full page post every time.
Well, you don’t have to believe I am a Republican at all because quite frankly I think you are being unrealistic. I always consider the source my dear, considering your personal attacks yet not answering one of my questions (by the way those were not rhetorical). I’m not really seeing your point on how I am “rooting” for the other side so to speak, but, ummm okay, if RJH says so I suppose? Quite frankly I think you’re an Astra Zeneca employee posing as a Republican, but hey who’s judging, I’m a common liberal right? My writing is gibberish? LOL. Well my dear RJH, Heidi would have a good laugh at that one if you read our conversation before the health care debate. When someone says that they don’t approve of Obama’s bill, but they are disappointed that there have been no other options that makes them a Democrat? By the way, do you know anything about the pharmaceutical companies? My guess is you weren’t wined and dined by them working in an orthopedics office like I was. Guess what, you wanna know what else that money goes toward? Commercials for prescription drugs so people can go to their doctor and ask for a medicine they don’t need, several drug rep lunches nationally from Bravo’s and other noted eateries. Advertising? Are you serious, millions of what we are paying is going into advertising? I am lucky enough to have a doctor who would rather put me on what works than the latest thing they are pushing for $120 a pill. Seriously, it’s legal crack dealing. I think I write so much because I am trying to spell it out for you, did you even read any of my earlier posts? What is wrong with us (the American public that is) demanding a little more morality and honesty when it comes to our care?? These doctors ARE given kickbacks to whore out these drugs, if you don’t believe me spend a week working reception at a general practitioners’ office and tell me how often you have to buy your own lunch. Don’t you wonder why their pens say Forrest pharmaceuticals?? That costs money, so do the water bottles, the measuring tapes, the notepads, the drawstring cloth bags, the pill boxes, the samples and everything else they pass out with their name on it. Next time you go to the doctor, check his notepad and tell me which company gave it to him, because it sure as heck wasn’t Mead. Honestly, considering some of your comments, if you think ill of me, I kinda take it as a compliment because before anything else I consider myself reasonable. Oh, and by the way when you say I “blamed” the Republicans, hmmmm, all I said was I wanted more results from my own party. You can sit here and argue semantics with me all you want, but you know good and well we’re a society run on Abilify and Paxil, putting our children on these drugs because they have “ADHD” or bi-polar or whatever else they can put them on to keep them from being kids. If there are that many mentally ill people out there, the world must have been really screwed up in the 1950’s……oh wait it wasn’t, hmmmmmm. We had morals then, abortion was illegal, and people could support their family on one income working hard at a factory. Children had their mothers, and men had their wives at home giving proper care to children and they weren’t all on drugs and getting detention. Church on Sundays and a family outing. Oh yeah, and we weren’t getting bombarded by atheists to take down the Ten Commandments. Greed has got the best of this country. I mean, who was on welfare then? To quote Archie Bunker “those were the days.” Kids didn’t have cell phones and they lived just fine, but now, my freaking tax dollars have to support some woman with ten kids by seven different fathers who doesn’t want to work, sitting on her but getting her check in the mail. Yeah, status quo is great, isn’t it?
That was a tremendous improvement over some of your previous posts. only about 4/5 of it was gibberish this last time. I’m with you, I think all the pharmacetical executives should be crucified. Throw some of the employees to the lions too, just in case they might want to be executives some day. How about those bankers, I guess more of the same for them. The enemies list just gets longer while the real trash, the Marxists in Congress and our Marxist president have their way.
What exactly are you implying? That the status quo is fine, and while we let the Democrats take control of “trying to solve” the problem, we sit idly by and do nothing? That makes a lot of sense. I’m not quite sure where you’re going with this, but do the rest of us a favor, please NEVER represent the Republican Party, Ronald Reagan would roll over in his grave and John McCain would be disgusted if he heard your hateful banter. No darling, it’s people like you who let Socialism take over. You see, instead of coming up with a better alternative, you want to sit down and bash everyone, but don’t worry dear, Jerry Springer needs business too. John McCain had ideas for better health care reform, he must be a Marxist too. Also, could you also please never claim to be a Christian, Christ would never call anyone trash, you give smart, thinking people like McCain a bad name.
Oh, before I forget, kudos on keeping your argument up. I’m not exactly sure what we are arguing over, I mean, I don’t like Obama or his ideas, never did, but please do me a favor, should you meet a person who is ill, losing everything, and trying like heck to make it while Astra Zeneca loads on another bill, just keep whatever it is you like to say while you’re drunk to yourself. Thank you so much and God Bless.
Well it’s Sad to see Obama-Care push through, and for those who think the GOP didn’t come up with alternative I am sure they did just that the dems really don’t want to hear their ideas and if they do the could CARELESS, I say they being a logical individual they do need a cap on what the insurance can charge and even what hospitals can charge. and deny coverage but I think if a someone doesn’t want health Coverage they shouldn’t be forced to get it. You aren’t forced to get a drivers license. I know I may sound like a liberal but I am not, I just want what is right for our country and I think a Democratic controlled congress or Republican controlled isn’t on of them you need balance Daniel San