Barack Hussein Obama, Can’t We Joke About Him?
Why is it I feel that, if I talk abotu Brack Obama, I'm gonna get slammed with comments and hatemail for being a racist or something along those lines? You know how hard it is to make a joke about a black person? Very hard. I can trash white folks, blondes, Jews, rednecks, doctors and lawyers - hell pretty much anyone I want so long as they're not "African American." W-T-F.
At anyrate, I'm immune. How so? Well these aren't MY jokes - F&J is gonna let others do the talking for us. All the glory of coming up with something witty without any of that nasty email stuff. Sweet. Enjoy.
Ann Coulter - "I refer to him as B. Hussein Obama. He's half white and half black, half Christian and half Muslim and half atheist. Something there for every Democrat."
Jay Leno - "Do you know what Barack Obama's middle name is? Hussein. Could've been worse. Could've been Kerry."
Jay Leno - "Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser."
Bill Maher - "Did you see this today about Barack Obama? Genealogy research has revealed that Obama's great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland. Oh great, now he won't be Irish enough for people."
Conan O'Brien - "The Reverend Jesse Jackson told CNN that he's planning to endorse Barack Obama for president. Experts say this is a risky move for Jackson, because hardly anything rhymes with Barack Obama."
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It’s fun to read Heidi and Savanah banter back and forth like they think the Communists actually care what they think. The Communists passed their health care control bill against the will of the American people in classic Communist fashion. Like Premier Obama said “they’ve been trying for 100 years and they finally got it done”. Sure Heidi and Savanah have good intentions, but when are they going to understand that as things are right now, what they think or their intentions don’t matter at all?
Glad we could amuse you RJH. Always a pleasure to be of service.
Yea, I think I’ll have a cigarette now.
Ok, I’ll have one, but I’m not in the mood to cuddle, let’s turn on Leno.
Sevana, Heidi: Old men rule the world because they are not ruled by their beep, Old women rule the financle world because their husbands die and leave them everything. I think you already have the better deal.
Heidi and Savana: Old men rule the world because they are not ruled by their Beep
Old women rule financial world because their husbands die and leave it to them.
I think you already have the better deal.
LOL, you rock Caleb. Good point. I dunno, still have too many old dudes thinking with their Beep when I go out with friends. Some of those geriatric playboys are pervs!!! LOL
It’s pointless to tell a woman her opinion doesn’t matter, she’s still going to make you hear it.
You have an excellent point there Heidi. Thanks for the morning chuckle. I stand corrected.
Amen Heidi. We can hold it in, but only for so long, then it really comes out!!
Savanah back on March 23 you insinuated that I’m a wimp and stated that I’m a coward also. I’ll have you know I use tobasco sauce on my quiche and tofu even though I also have an innate fear of the Easter Bunny. There, now I’ve come clean with it.
LMAO, RJH you crack me up!!!
Just reading these I am at a loss for words but.. WOW
If anyone is interested go look up the video “what Obama doesn’t want you to know”. pretty interesting stuff. Kinda scary actually
Q: What does obama stand for?
A: One Big Ass Mistake America
I got mine…Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama are in a sinking ship…who is saved?
America.
dis r really hilarouis jokes we hv never listened before
H3LL I MAKE UP BLACK JOKES AT BLACK PEOPLE WHY R U BEING SUCH D***SCH ABOUT IT
what’s wrong wuth the name hussain !!you should really learn to respect other culters !! you have no idea what you just saud could mean in other countries !!
@ nnn123. You must appreciate the irony that the man who is now running our country has a middle name that is the same as the last name of one of the most feared and hated men in the world of our time. It has nothing to do with a lack of respect for other cultures, that assanine considering everybody ribs politicians about everything. Remember Ross Perot and the ears? Cheney and the shooting his friend, Clinton and Big Mac jokes? He’s up for ridicule like every other politician. This is a joke website and you’re taking it way too seriously.
Uh, hey nnn123, Won Any Spelling Bees lately? Just Which “Countries” are You so concerned about….you know, the ones that May be Offeeeeeeended?
Breaking News: President Obama has just confirmed that DC earth quake occurred on a previously unknown fault line known as Bush’s fault.
,,,,That’s ok SaVANAH ,,,THERE WILL BE A DAY ,,wHEN YOU TURN GRAY ,,,THAT YOU WILL PRAY ,,,FOR A ROLL IN THE HAY ,,,LOLOL,,,