Bar of Blondes

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6′5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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Bar of Blondes was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:59 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  More FAQ’s about Blondes,  Blondes Changing A Lightbulb,  Even More FAQ’s About Blondes,  Blonde in a Rowboat,  Blondes Make a Wish.