Bar Names

A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" [...]

Bar Names

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Bar Names was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 3:21 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Old Timers , What’s In A Name? , Golf Genie , Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer , A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning .

12 Comments to “Bar Names”

• big T says:

  August 7, 2007 at 12:47 pm

  THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID
• BABE~GURL says:

  November 6, 2007 at 6:24 pm

  i would have said both of them my name would be carmen beersex… has a nice ring to it
• lee2d2 says:

  November 9, 2007 at 8:00 am

  i agree
• Quan says:

  July 13, 2008 at 3:24 am

  i would have said my name is let’s have sex
• not yo daddy says:

  March 5, 2009 at 6:26 pm

  i would have said your ass (sory ladies, a little pissed..)
• mommy says not to talk to strangers says:

  March 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm

  lol funny… a little…
• Tom says:

  December 17, 2009 at 10:16 pm

  Hey everyone has anybody got a cool Bar name
• Tom says:

  December 17, 2009 at 10:16 pm

  I´m opening a bar and still looking for a cool name
• will says:

  March 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm

  HEYWOOD JABLOWME
• Nat says:

  July 20, 2010 at 9:10 pm

  hahahhahah will! i love that
• chingmingwang says:

  August 29, 2010 at 8:07 pm

  i gotta bar name. if ur names tom, toms liquor locker?
• southparkrules says:

  November 6, 2010 at 5:42 pm

  the white heart???? i love chingmingwangs idea =^_^=