Bad and Worse News

Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news. Patient: Ouch... I suppose you might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called back with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's horrible! Oh My God! WHAT could be WORSE than that? Doctor: Well, I've been [...]

Bad and Worse News

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Bad and Worse News was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 2:24 pmin Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Could Have Been Worse , Funny News Headlines (These Are Real) , News Headlines From The Year 2037 , My Stomach Hurts , Deathly Illness .

4 Comments to “Bad and Worse News”

• tammy says:

  July 18, 2007 at 9:56 pm

  Heard it before
• james says:

  August 8, 2007 at 1:39 pm

  i’vw heard it before but its still funny
• Rudegul says:

  May 10, 2009 at 4:21 pm

  It was really funny i was eating and needy choke.lol hahaha hahaha
• Oracle says:

  June 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm

  Its was so hilarious