Bad and Worse News

Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news.

Patient: Ouch… I suppose you might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called back with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s horrible! Oh My God! WHAT could be WORSE than that?

Doctor: Well, I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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Bad and Worse News was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 2:24 pm. It was filed under Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Could Have Been Worse,  Fortune Teller,  Baseball In Heaven,  The Bar Bet,  Gas Pump Prank.