Ashes to Ashes

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in [...]

Ashes to Ashes

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Ashes to Ashes was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 9:56 amin Gay Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Jack Bauer Facts , Keep Your Head Down , Chili Tester , Wanted: A Good Lover , Heavenly .

9 Comments to “Ashes to Ashes”

• Modi says:

  September 17, 2007 at 4:55 pm

  eeuw friggin eeuw!!!… :-/
• Shuddafukup says:

  April 2, 2009 at 10:40 pm

  No, just no.
• Shuddafukup Yewbichez says:

  July 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm

  that’s mean.
• Durty Duff says:

  August 2, 2009 at 12:36 pm

  thats awesome. you guys are queens
• cole moyo says:

  August 27, 2010 at 6:01 am

  So boring
• leroy says:

  August 31, 2010 at 1:13 pm

  that was nasty as heck
• Bisexual Bunni Gal says:

  September 18, 2010 at 5:50 pm

  awww ^^
• leroy says:

  October 4, 2010 at 11:46 am

  hahaha tht was freakin funny if my girl friend died i would be sad and i dont think i would date again for a long time and yes i am a girl to
• Sheldon Tupperman says:

  June 12, 2011 at 12:04 pm

  Feh! I needed 2 Alka Seltzers for this one! A joke ought to be illogical to be funny, the fun part is the unexpected! This one is just vulgar, it has no twist, no wit. I don’t mind vulgarity if the joke is funny, but vulgarity without wit is just boring!