Ashes to Ashes
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
What'd You Think?
(35 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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eeuw friggin eeuw!!!… :-/
No, just no.
that’s mean.
thats awesome. you guys are queens
So boring
that was nasty as heck
awww ^^
hahaha tht was freakin funny if my girl friend died i would be sad and i dont think i would date again for a long time and yes i am a girl to
Feh! I needed 2 Alka Seltzers for this one! A joke ought to be illogical to be funny, the fun part is the unexpected! This one is just vulgar, it has no twist, no wit. I don’t mind vulgarity if the joke is funny, but vulgarity without wit is just boring!