Arithmetic

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6. "But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'  "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.  "That's what I said!"

Arithmetic

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Arithmetic was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:35 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Gambler , Beautiful , Wagon Ride , Skipping a Grade , Boys vs Girls .

11 Comments to “Arithmetic”

• Pinkey says:

  November 25, 2007 at 10:13 pm

  LOL
• Neji says:

  August 9, 2008 at 10:47 pm

  LOL I LOVE IT!
• tec_svntn says:

  March 3, 2009 at 11:15 am

  it ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• MATHILDA says:

  March 12, 2009 at 4:38 pm

  LOL,GUD STUFF LIL’ JOHNNY
• Moshami says:

  May 11, 2009 at 5:43 am

  hahahaha
• terrence says:

  October 26, 2009 at 2:17 am

  Like father like son
• amanda says:

  November 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm

  hahaha crazy but funny
• amanda says:

  November 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm

  hahaha funny
• RoJo says:

  September 13, 2010 at 5:25 pm

  terrence says:
  October 26, 2009 at 2:17 am
  Like father like son
• RoJo noob says:

  October 18, 2010 at 4:32 pm

  that teacher doesn’t get humour >.<
• lil johnny says:

  November 24, 2010 at 1:24 am

  Thanks to all you fans out there!!!!! you guys rock!!!!!!