Arithmetic

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said 6.
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’ 
“What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father. 
“That’s what I said!”


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