Are His Lights On?
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep," replied the blonde.
"I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette. "Yep," replied the blonde.
"Is the cop still following me?" "Yep."
"Are his lights on?" "Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope..."
What'd You Think?
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funny very funny
it waz ok
So funny…HAHA YUPP..NOPEE..YUPP..NOPE…LOL
that was stupid stop mocking those blondes the are some of the hottest girls are blonde
aahahhahahaha that blonde is a crazy gurl talkin bout some yep nope yep nope haha
blonde lover relax, im blonde and i can laugh at the jokes, besides 1st blondes are ditsy sometimes and 2nd who else are we going to make jokes about!
ohh my gosh that was
“funnie”. i cant stop laughing!!!!!!
ohh my gosh that was
“funnie”. i cant stop laughing!!!!!!
lol lol lol see i cant
no you guys im not a blonde,
i just act like one realy bad
YO IM BLONDE AND I GET A+
“YO IM BLONDE AND I GET A+” whatcha do for that A+?
that was stupid stop mocking those blondes the are some of the hottest girls are blonde
ok im blonde and these are funny! You need a blonde girl who can laugh at herself! geez! If you don’t like em then quit reading them!
-.- Damn…I don’t even know what to say anymore.. Just click my name and read what I posted
DAT IS SO TRUE ERICA. IM A BLONDE AND IM A MODEL. AND NOT 2 TOOT MY OWN HORN BUT DOSE BRUNETTES ET DA AGENCY HAD NOTHING ON ME WIF LOOKS!! IF ANYONE WANTS PROOF GIMME YOUR NUMBA IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME!!
took me a second but that was pretty good
Good joke.
Shayla you are horrible and stupid. Don’t any of you all realize that race, gender, hair color, where you live, etc. doesn’t define who you are or how intelligent you are? I know its a joke and these jokes are okay but some people taje it too far. I am a brunette but I can still be a little ditzt sometimes. And I know some really smart blondes. I live in the south but I am not a hick. Etc, etc. In other words, DON’T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!
stupid blonde
I agree with AErryt! I’m black, white, native american, asian, and almost everything else. I am intelligent, athletic, beautiful (in my own special way!) and SUPER BLONDE (on the inside!). But you would never know if you saw me. ¡Y yo estoy aprediendo hablar español! (Translation: And I am learning to speak spanish!) If you passed me on the street,would you be able to tell? No, of course not! You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a tree by its fruit! Whatever is inside your heart will show through your words and actions!
this is something i done to my friend i just seen it today tho lol she was gonna kill me cause i was yeah they are no there not….. lol NO IM NOT A BLONDE