Are His Lights On?


A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. “Oh no!” cried the brunette. “Is he following me?” “Yep,” replied the blonde.

“I’m going to drive down this little side road, okay?” said the brunette. “Yep,” replied the blonde.

“Is the cop still following me?” “Yep.”

“Are his lights on?” “Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope…”

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14 Responses to “Are His Lights On?”

  1. sabrina Says:

    funny very funny

  2. mzmixalot Says:

    it waz ok

  3. Rachel Says:

    So funny…HAHA YUPP..NOPEE..YUPP..NOPE…LOL

  4. blonde lover Says:

    that was stupid stop mocking those blondes the are some of the hottest girls are blonde

  5. adreiana Says:

    aahahhahahaha that blonde is a crazy gurl talkin bout some yep nope yep nope haha

  6. madison Says:

    blonde lover relax, im blonde and i can laugh at the jokes, besides 1st blondes are ditsy sometimes and 2nd who else are we going to make jokes about! ;)

  7. savannah Says:

    ohh my gosh that was
    “funnie”. i cant stop laughing!!!!!!

  8. savannah Says:

    ohh my gosh that was
    “funnie”. i cant stop laughing!!!!!!
    lol lol lol see i cant
    no you guys im not a blonde,
    i just act like one realy bad

  9. Courtney Says:

    YO IM BLONDE AND I GET A+

  10. shayla Says:

    “YO IM BLONDE AND I GET A+” whatcha do for that A+?

  11. erica Says:

    that was stupid stop mocking those blondes the are some of the hottest girls are blonde

    ok im blonde and these are funny! You need a blonde girl who can laugh at herself! geez! If you don’t like em then quit reading them!

  12. Wolf Child Says:

    -.- Damn…I don’t even know what to say anymore.. Just click my name and read what I posted

  13. LadySovereign! Says:

    DAT IS SO TRUE ERICA. IM A BLONDE AND IM A MODEL. AND NOT 2 TOOT MY OWN HORN BUT DOSE BRUNETTES ET DA AGENCY HAD NOTHING ON ME WIF LOOKS!! IF ANYONE WANTS PROOF GIMME YOUR NUMBA IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME!!

  14. your face Says:

    took me a second but that was pretty good

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