Are His Lights On?


A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. “Oh no!” cried the brunette. “Is he following me?” “Yep,” replied the blonde.

“I’m going to drive down this little side road, okay?” said the brunette. “Yep,” replied the blonde.

“Is the cop still following me?” “Yep.”

“Are his lights on?” “Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope…”

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Are His Lights On? was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 at 7:47 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Are Male,  Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery,  Sexy Watch,  Bumper Stickers 46-60,  Top Ten Ways To Annoy A Yankee.


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14 Responses to “Are His Lights On?”

  1. sabrina Says:
    July 29th, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    funny very funny

  2. mzmixalot Says:
    August 6th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    it waz ok

  3. Rachel Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    So funny…HAHA YUPP..NOPEE..YUPP..NOPE…LOL

  4. blonde lover Says:
    August 19th, 2007 at 11:21 am

    that was stupid stop mocking those blondes the are some of the hottest girls are blonde

  5. adreiana Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    aahahhahahaha that blonde is a crazy gurl talkin bout some yep nope yep nope haha

  6. madison Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    blonde lover relax, im blonde and i can laugh at the jokes, besides 1st blondes are ditsy sometimes and 2nd who else are we going to make jokes about! ;)

  7. savannah Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    ohh my gosh that was
    “funnie”. i cant stop laughing!!!!!!

  8. savannah Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    ohh my gosh that was
    “funnie”. i cant stop laughing!!!!!!
    lol lol lol see i cant
    no you guys im not a blonde,
    i just act like one realy bad

  9. Courtney Says:
    September 14th, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    YO IM BLONDE AND I GET A+

  10. shayla Says:
    September 29th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    “YO IM BLONDE AND I GET A+” whatcha do for that A+?

  11. erica Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 10:56 am

    that was stupid stop mocking those blondes the are some of the hottest girls are blonde

    ok im blonde and these are funny! You need a blonde girl who can laugh at herself! geez! If you don’t like em then quit reading them!

  12. Wolf Child Says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 am

    -.- Damn…I don’t even know what to say anymore.. Just click my name and read what I posted

  13. LadySovereign! Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    DAT IS SO TRUE ERICA. IM A BLONDE AND IM A MODEL. AND NOT 2 TOOT MY OWN HORN BUT DOSE BRUNETTES ET DA AGENCY HAD NOTHING ON ME WIF LOOKS!! IF ANYONE WANTS PROOF GIMME YOUR NUMBA IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME!!

  14. your face Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    took me a second but that was pretty good

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