And You Thought Your Job Was A Pain In The Butt?
If you think, for one second, you’ve got a crappy job… well on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice there is a disclosure in very fine print that reads:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.” Have a wonderful day knowing that, no matter how bad it is, there is always a job that’s more of a pain in the butt than yours.
What'd You Think?
(95 votes, average: 2.69 out of 5)
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January 7th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
it must suck to work there
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
tough job!
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January 15th, 2008 at 11:29 am
lol…good one
January 15th, 2008 at 11:29 am
that must really suck
January 25th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
some good food for thought
January 27th, 2008 at 6:48 am
maybe it’s a group activity, where every1 has a little fun
January 27th, 2008 at 6:56 am
i agree with paxsim, it would be fun
January 27th, 2008 at 6:57 am
ow, shame
January 27th, 2008 at 6:58 am
….. the problem with jokes …..is that people take u seriously…now theres a gay community going on here (wheres the vasilene)
January 27th, 2008 at 7:24 am
No shame here ‘: )
January 28th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
interesting……………………….
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:43 am
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February 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I thought it was gay loL!
February 12th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
its definately gay lol
February 19th, 2008 at 8:11 am
this is very funny
February 20th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
kinda lame but…… the joke was as funny as it could be
February 27th, 2008 at 9:28 am
its funny…
March 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
LOL! I hope they get good pay!
March 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
LOL! Hope they get paid good!
March 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
that was a pain in the BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Id hate to work there
Ouch BUTT funny