And God Said “Let There Be Bridge”
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."
What'd You Think?
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ugh…god didnt listen when the guy said he wants 2 understand his wife…lol…but its not funny…
actually, the joke is that even god can’t help him understand women..
he’d rather make the hard-to-make bridge…
its imposible i have 5 and i dont even understnad any of them………….. why do they ask for food and water in there cages at the same time so needy wifes are lol
hey us ladies aint that hard to figure out
but got 2 say mr. getalot remark is funny!
that’s kinda funny
so ya want two lanes or four on that bridge?
the joke is actually funny…hehehe…it only means that women are really hard to understand….well, i am a woman too but i will help you understand me… LOL
That was great`!
HE..HE..HE.. Its absoultly true..Even God finds difficult to understand the mind of the women…. How we…..
HAHA I LOVE IT BUT IM A GIRL SO I CAN UNDERSTAND MYSELF SO HAHA BOYS
yea it was nice
Really a good joke.
He. . .he. . .he. . .
good
hahahahaha wow
omg
LOL! this is just great. the man is askin 4 too much
hahahahahahahahaha…cooooooool!!!!!
Being female & only given 3 weeks of sanity, with PMS stealing wk 4- I AGREE THAT WOMEN & THEIR FEELINGS, THOUGHTS, & EMOTIONS CHANGE without mercy! Hey, I suffer too!! I’d sell my soul for a quantum bit of consistency! How embarassing, after a wk of paranoid delusions from PMS, to convince ANYONE I’m REALLY serious, “This Time!” UGH!
hahah…GOD has brains huh….loool
I find this joke, like almost all other jokes on this website, should be heavily scrutinised. The process i have realised is threefold:
1. The plausability of the plot: God opening up the heavens and even a biker riding down a californian beach are both highly unlikely and therefore reduce the believability of this joke.
2. Scrutunise the moral issues raised in the joke: Perhaps the biker touches on the selfish nature of men, or bikers even, which is an insulting assumption and politically negligent insinuation, therefore the joke is damaging to the public eye.
3. Scrutinise the punchline: God clearly ignores the punchline and neglects the man’s honourable suggestion of mutual understanding and respect between men and women. Thereupon this joke underperforms at the clinical moment.
If you think this comment is prolonged and overanalitical then please leave a comment saying so and support me in my criticism of the moronic comments left by some people over-scrutinising a perfectly normal joke.
This joke is very good.
Pete, I do not like your comment. Unfortunately for you thats how the majority of modern day jokes are. You are going to have to deal with it or stop reading them.
Hype!
Oh well, if women understand men, then what’s the problem?
LOL. ” How many lanes did you want? ” – God
pete you deserve to be slapped and then sent to hell. good ridance
mr.getalot’s comment is almost better than the joke
Im a boy,yea it hard 4 a woman to understand their man.God let woman understand their man and make 4 lane bridge for d bike rider
These jokes are so funny…Who comes up with themm…LOL
LMFAO… TO PETE… shut the hell up! The JOKE is not supposed to be TRUTHFULL its supposed to be FUNNY… even God himself would laugh at this, not frown upon it. Its like a friend making a joke at you and wether or not its true… its funny and you cant help but laugh… so please shut the hell up with your nonsense. You really are the reason christianity is frowned upon. Shut up and live life.
Hi Pete,
Its a joke dude! not an academic dissertation! nobody analyses jokes! u either get it and laugh about it or keep quiet if u dont get it. chill dude!!!
the smartest thing a man ever said”yes dear”
good god people, pete’s comment was a joke, the last line said he loved the joke
ps. pete your comment is way over-analitical, may these moronic comments never end
now THIS joke is funny! made me laugh my a** off out loud in a LIBRARY! and i totally bashed every other joke
I love that joke
Please use a genie instead. But a g0od joke.
lol . good 1 pete chill… think pete a girl -_-
Yeah, pete did say “This joke is good”. He was just being sarcastic to those idiot people who thinks this joke is bad. Well it’s kind of blasphemous for the church, but come to think of it humans are the only creature that was blessed with the sense of humor. So I think God also has a sense of humor.
It can also be interpreted as “it is difficult to make men understand anything”.