And God Created Man

And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.

And God asked woman what she would like changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.

She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob…

And God created man.

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