An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot


An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings.

So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued.

“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently.”

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two?”

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An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot was written by F&J Staff on Monday, March 24th, 2008 at 9:11 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Blonde Parents,  Smoking,  A Couple Dwarfs,  Bye Bye Florida,  Suicidal Granny.


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13 Responses to “An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot”

  1. PINKbec Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    eeerrrmmm…

    i dnt get it…

  2. sina Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    well this is the first joke i didnt get if a person called erica replys dont call me dumb ass lmao :D

  3. kerber Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    In Frequently DUH!!! Meaning would she like it in…….well frequently.

  4. 19RAD Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 1:07 am

    LOL

  5. beba Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 2:04 am


    dat waz wackkkk!!!!!

  6. Yany Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    lOlz i qet it
    yOu quysz are slOw
    in-frequently…duhh!!!

  7. asdfasdf Says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    lollolololol good joke but it’ll prob go over my friends heads lyk SWOOSH!!!!

  8. Jack Meoff Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    this one kinda sucked

  9. smiley Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    haha funny funny
    :) in frequently… lolz

  10. kayki Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    umm i get it but it isnt that funny sorry! it gets a 2 in my book

  11. kayki Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    yeah it kinda sucked but i get it

  12. will Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    took me a second 2 get it but once i did it was funny good joke

  13. chivas Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 8:46 am

    i didnt get it

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