An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot
An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings.
So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship.
“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued.
“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently.”
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two?”
What'd You Think?
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eeerrrmmm…
i dnt get it…
well this is the first joke i didnt get if a person called erica replys dont call me dumb ass lmao
In Frequently DUH!!! Meaning would she like it in…….well frequently.
LOL
dat waz wackkkk!!!!!
lOlz i qet it
yOu quysz are slOw
in-frequently…duhh!!!
lollolololol good joke but it’ll prob go over my friends heads lyk SWOOSH!!!!
this one kinda sucked
haha funny funny
in frequently… lolz
umm i get it but it isnt that funny sorry! it gets a 2 in my book
yeah it kinda sucked but i get it
took me a second 2 get it but once i did it was funny good joke
i didnt get it
three words dumbass
ha ha typical guy. it never changes.
LOL…that was funny–In Frequently..lol preverted man
any1 want a girlfriend??
just send an email to briana_daniels@hotmail.com
Briana ur a slut
Funny joke
Haha, i loooooove this joke.
sexy
I don’t get it.
Omg! Funny! Yeah I got it i’m just like, okay there
yeah i got it and its not that funny,schucks its gatvol
I once fell in love with a boy named josh on myspace
the affair lasted only a month.. but it was the most thrilling and romantic time of my whole life.
i alone can understand the torment of this young lady’s experience here.
Josh is one of a kind and it would be devistating to think that you had blown your chances with him Mercifully for my, my wife found out about the sordis affair and shut down all internet contact for me to the outside world.
This was inconvenient at the time, as my proffesion is an IT consultan. But now i realise that had it not been for her, i may have met the very same unfortunate demise as this poor girl.
I hope oneday to find josh again
seek him out, and finish the beautiful thing we started together
one day josh,
one day..
hahahahaaha….. nice one!!
that joke would have been canny funny, but cos its old people its gross, ewww
yeah i agree with ???
wow. i’m like 14 years old and even I got that
PINKbec, basically, either its infrequently or in frequently.
gay
bree why would you put your e-mail on this? Don’t you know there are
sick pervs who come on stuff like this… Nevermind, these are jokes. lol Sick pervs go on myspace and porno and stuff. But i’m only 16 going on 17 and i’m pretty sure you are either way too young or way too old for me… Probably way too young cuz an elder would know better. =) And yeah this joke was lame! xp
Depends how you read that
I did not like this joke at all actually.