An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot
An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings.
So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship.
“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued.
“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently.”
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two?”
What'd You Think?



March 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
eeerrrmmm…
i dnt get it…
March 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am
well this is the first joke i didnt get if a person called erica replys dont call me dumb ass lmao
March 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
In Frequently DUH!!! Meaning would she like it in…….well frequently.
March 30th, 2008 at 1:07 am
LOL
March 30th, 2008 at 2:04 am
dat waz wackkkk!!!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
lOlz i qet it
yOu quysz are slOw
in-frequently…duhh!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
lollolololol good joke but it’ll prob go over my friends heads lyk SWOOSH!!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
this one kinda sucked
April 17th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
haha funny funny
in frequently… lolz
April 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
umm i get it but it isnt that funny sorry! it gets a 2 in my book
April 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
yeah it kinda sucked but i get it
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
took me a second 2 get it but once i did it was funny good joke
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:46 am
i didnt get it