American Idol Jokes

I’ve got to admit, I’m not a fan of American Idol. Sure, I’ve watched it. There was even a time (a season long, long ago) that I actually watched most of it. With that being said, it completely sucks now. It’s more of the same, just with different faces. At any rate, besides the show itself – here are a few American Idol jokes…

Top 3 Signs Your Probably Going To Lose

Simon Agrees, American Idol Sucks

  1. Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series.
  2. North Korea they’ll stop producing enriched uranium if you get voted off.
  3. Your own mother says, “You’re great, but I’m really a big fan of Sanjiya!”

Top 3 Signs William Hung Is Your Prom Date

  1. His tux, the limo, the hotel room… it’s all been rented for just 15 minutes.
  2. The DJ announces “Our next song – by request, for the tenth time tonight… ‘She Bangs!’”
  3. He tore your dress, trashed your corsage and stepped on *both* your feet dancing… but his goofy charm convinces you to give it up anyway!

Top 3 Things You Can Say Now That You Lost

  1. “George Bush didn’t win the popular vote either, and he’s done pretty well for himself!”
  2. “Up until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was either!”
  3. “If you want an encore, I’ll be working the 10-6 shift at Old Navy tomorrow!”

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