I’ve got to admit, I’m not a fan of American Idol. Sure, I’ve watched it. There was even a time (a season long, long ago) that I actually watched most of it. With that being said, it completely sucks now. It’s more of the same, just with different faces. At any rate, besides the show itself – here are a few American Idol jokes…
Top 3 Signs Your Probably Going To Lose
- Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series.
- North Korea they’ll stop producing enriched uranium if you get voted off.
- Your own mother says, “You’re great, but I’m really a big fan of Sanjiya!”
Top 3 Signs William Hung Is Your Prom Date
- His tux, the limo, the hotel room… it’s all been rented for just 15 minutes.
- The DJ announces “Our next song – by request, for the tenth time tonight… ‘She Bangs!’”
- He tore your dress, trashed your corsage and stepped on *both* your feet dancing… but his goofy charm convinces you to give it up anyway!
Top 3 Things You Can Say Now That You Lost
- “George Bush didn’t win the popular vote either, and he’s done pretty well for himself!”
- “Up until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was either!”
- “If you want an encore, I’ll be working the 10-6 shift at Old Navy tomorrow!”