American, Canadian And A Jew In Heaven
On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened.
“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a bright white light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $150 we could return to the earth.”
He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $150, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”
“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”
“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.”
What'd You Think?
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lol
the joke’s quite okay but do canadians actually wait for their government to pay their bills when stuck? And do the jews bargain???
1love and merry christmas.
Canadians DO NOT have the government to pay our bills. But if the joke went on to say “Native Indians”, or “Welfare bums” then that would be more fitting.
Wacc
it wasn’t funny. sorry.
The native americans do not wait for the gov to pay their bills, the government won’t. All they get is a check once a year. But! We don’t have to pay taxes. Get it right canadian!
I happen to like the joke if you cant laugh at the jokes then why look at the website in the first place?. . .
Seriously, just laugh at the jokes, stop reading into it so in-depth, your like that one guy in the group who says “What? I dont get it! Thats not true…” and ruins it for everybody.
Not everyone on welfare is a BUM, I am 18 and on my own, (not my choice) and I am on assistance! I look for work everyday, god people need to watch what they are saying!
that is sooo corny…but funny.
werent funny.
LOL!
Really guys? did you read the disclaimer that said: “If you cant just laugh at racial jokes, then you’re just uptight!”. Its just a joke… jeez…
lol
ok this is retarded. obviously people are not secure enough to laugh at themselves. its a decent joke just have a laugh and get on with your lives and quit moaning and complainning about it
Ok yall r 2 stuck up damn shawty
T.I.P is gay
That was dumb dude,sorry.
this joke sucks american balls
Hey guys, just relax, it’s a joke.
Yes, true, some of them are quite insulting, but mainly are funny to at least one person.
Instead of creating something out of nothing, just go with the flow and smile a little.
It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips =]
Take a joke will u. & the canadian w the problem against native americans, not cool man. Go f*ck a moose or something