About The Michael Jackson Jokes
We're getting absolutely hammered with MJ related searches, which isn't all bad - but some of the comments are. In just the past few days we've had over 2,000 comments posted to the Top Michael Jackson Jokes page. Unfortunately, more than 500 of those had to be removed for being really, really vulgar. We're all about letting you speak your mind, and we know there are some strong opinions about the King of Pop - good or bad (and rightfully so). I'm only asking that you respect our rules in regards to not being disrespectful or using excessive profanity.
Love him or hate him, he passed away on June 25, 2009 at the age of 50 amid loads of speculation and rumors. His untimely death created alot of buzz and alot of new jokes, even if they're not always in the best taste. He touched so many people (small children too) is so many ways. You know, I didn't really feel anything myself, but I guess that's because he never touched me when I was younger. Hell, we're a jokes site... so we're not gonna let that little PSA ruin our mood, so about a few more jokes to kick things off in the right direction again:
Michael Jackson Death Jokes
- Since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, they are going to melt him down and turn him into lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change. (most popular of them all)
- Update - Michael Jackson apparently didn't die of a cardiac arrest, he was in the children's ward having a stroke. (eww)
- Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never got his colour back. (that's kinda low)
- At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while. (sounds like Leno)
- Michael Jackson’s death is only a PR stunt. At the funeral he will jump out of the coffin and sing thriller. (we can only hope)
Oh, and PS - if you're just here to complain about MJ related humor because of his death, you'd probably be better of finding a site dedicated to his memory and greatness... not a humor website.
What'd You Think?
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in reply to bonnie i was close to mj and neverland was an amazing place although my times were limited to most kids because i had only been about 7 or 8 times before he left but the few times i were there were amazing and i loved to play in the hidden areas out on the ranch but i wouldnt lie about something like this and it hurt me to see what people were saying about him and i am very aware joe called him those things and that he didnt have a very well childhood because of the show biz and stuff thas why he didnt want little paris and prince and blanket to be all in the media so they could actually have a childhood with fun i know alot more and i am a true fan too but let me ask you a question “bonnie” actually 2 1. have you ever had the privelgde of meeting michael jackson or going to never land and 2. DO YOU THINK he did any of those things he was accused of……..
what does mj and caviar have in common?
they both come on little white crackers
Never got to meet MJ-if I did it would have been one of the best days of my life. I think I would have liked to have met him though in his earlier years when he was still the real MJ. So many bad things in his life made him the person he later became. He was not bad looking at all, no matter what Joe said about him. And no I do not believe he molested any kids. I believe that it is wrong to have other kids than our own in a bedroom sleeping with you no matter if its on the floor or not MJ had many other rooms available for that. Although he was wierd about certain things when it came to children like that, he was set up by there parents(I believe anyway). It was about money and they got it in the end, and MJ had plenty of it at the time so why not pay it out and get it over with, plain and simple. I would like to believe that he had a skin disorder, but I am really not sure on that one. I can see that he could have made the change to color his skin because of it being so bad…..
Actually MJJ how close were you to MJ? Did you get to know him on a personal level? This sounds kind of off the wall that someone actually knew the kind of person he was on this site and was an actual friend of the king of pop. I am not by any means calling you liar, but it sounds kind of fishy on here don’t you think???? I would love to know how Neverland was and what conversations you had with him…. Please reply.
Hey mjj, you should defffinatley talk to me soooon . I wanna hear about him, i dont think he did any of the things he was accused of . So you should replyy pleaseee !
yo people are just mest up
when u die do u want people talking smak about u (no) no one does so you people need to respect him.
dont you people have a feeling for the other people who do have a feeling about michael jackson
I Agree wit this chick who ever messes with MJ messes with ME
PLEACE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM THAT WAY
ALSO MJ IS A GOOD PERSON HE DID HELP THE CHERITY AND OTHER PEOPLE AND IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO KEEP GOING THEN YOU GUYS ARE MEST UP I AM SORRY BUT THATS THE TRUTH
Michael Jackson will live for ever in our lives
!!!!!! I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEACE PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT MJ HE DID NOT MALEST LITTLE KIDS
!!!!!!!!!I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO MEAN I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON WITH ALL MY HEART AND HE WOULD BE VERY UNHAPPY IF HE SAW THIS SITE I HOPE YOU GET SUED !
What has the world come to that people are making vicious sites like this? How would you feel if someone lied about you and basically ruined your life, for money, and then having losers like you write NASTY stuff like this. Haven’t you got a soul? You should be ashamed of yourself. But then again what goes around comes around, you’ll get what’s coming to you when you get judged and thrown into hell.
what a shame, you are the ghost of Jealousy for sure. Bad taste, bad karma for you, feel sorry so many mean and unfair jokes and comments about MJ were written, that is what killed him! you should be ashamed..
he was a pedophile and all you people are stupid i lol at you all for being here complaining
u people have no shame,haven’t he had enough of u wen he was alive.humain r getting worse and worse ,u have no principals ,no manners and no brain,where’s life taking u to
Why did Michael like showering with 10 year old girls?
Because you can slick their hair back and they look like 8 year old boys….
I think it’s awesome how both of the people Anabell and lizbeth that put that they love michael jackson can’t spell. Also they were within minutes of eachother.
You are mean, sad, gay little people who made these up, just coz he was famous doesnt mean u make jokes up about them
I wish you went too hell and rotted
and i dont take it back/regret it
Oh and lots of people out there have Plastic surgery
e.g. Madonna, Jordan etc
And your moaning at him i suggest get a life.
And i hope ur kids h8 u
I cannot wait for the This Is It movie. I have been a loyal fan for as long as MJ was in the business, so I won’t mention my age!!! If only you people would look at what those scammers were all about, and know that he did not do anything bad to those children involved. They scammed Jay Leno along with others to profit for money. Shame on them!!! You make a legend turn out to be a pedofile which he wasn’t. He may have been a little wierd at times I do have to say that, but he was still and always will be the great MJ of my life. His faults are confusing to some, but with all the public knowledge knowing every little detail of his life that makes it a life challange. Know wonder why he became so messed up with drugs and that father of his wasn’t any better for his life. I only hope that he can rest in peace knowing that at the end Joe and MJ can at last look at what they have done for each other and cope with the outcoming of it. I wish the entire Jackson family my best. They have to move on now, and restore his legacy.
It think the best MJ video was Am I Black or White on “In living color”. So why is it ok for him to hang around with little kids and if anyone else does it they are labels as strange or a pedophile.
i don’t think micheal jackson did that stuff that people said he did. everybody should stop talking about him!!!! Micheal Jackson rocks!!!!!!!!!!! please stop making jokes about him.
hey michael so sad to say that u are die we miss u a lot !!!!!!! i love michael jackson !!!!!! STOP MAKING FUN AND JOKES OF MJ HE IS ALWAYS IN OUR LIVES AND I BELIVE NO OTHER MJ WAS BORN EVERY WHERE IN WORLD SOO PLZ REPLY ME MJ I LOVE U O LOT MUUUUAAAA
i love you michael jackson
i miss you michael jackson
i what you as my dad michael jackson;)
you or good
This is ridiculous. Michael Jackson was a pedophile! It’s fact not an opinion! La Toya, told everyone he was a pedophile and later retracted the statement after her family casted her out for telling the truth. In 1994, Jackson settled with the Chandler family out of court for $22 million so he would not have to stand trial. Jordan Chandler, a 13 year old boy came forward that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation and oral sex, as well as giving a detailed description of Jackson’s genitals. An innocent man would not offer $22 million if he were in deed innocent!!! This wasn’t the only child to come forward but it was the first that was PUBLICLY paid off to keep quiet!
You people come to this site to try to make Jackson look like something great when in reality it just solidifies the belief that Jackson was a leader for a bunch of illiterate, clueless, zombies. Then you have every other person posting claiming that they knew him personally. For God’s sake, move on already! The world is better off! All pedophiles should be injected with poisons so they can join him. It says a lot about our world when pedophiles are not only allowed to walk the streets but they are worshiped and allowed to dictate what they can an cannot get away with!
YOU PEOPLE are what is wrong with the world!
What’s Michael Jackson favorite kind of car?
School bus.
I Love You Uncle Mike…!
Ummm….what? The grammar in here is atrocious. Where did everyone in here learn to speak English? If you are going to insult each other do it in a manner we can understand.
What would you expect? They are Michael Jackson fans after all! Pedophiles and idiots are to be expected to follow him!
Was just on you tube and caught the clip of MJ still being alive. VERY interesting, it made me think it just could be factual. Think about it. He wanted people to leave him alone and be by himself. Maybe he is now in a better place, by himself. We all knkow what a good disguise he could have, even fooled his own mother!! You should look at this clip. It really does make you wonder….what if…
Can I just say that at the top of this page you are supposed to be excusing yourselfs for putting on these horrible jokes but then your still making jokes in this paragraph. Michael Jackson was a wonderful, amazing human being who will be greatly missed but never forgotten forever and always. Which is more than I can say for you scum bags who came up with these jokes. You disgust me.
you idots
you would not like it if we made fun of your death so shut up
those jokes were baree funnyy but i admit that it is sad to make jokes about people who are dead
i think the jokes that are seid about mj is just sick he was not a kiddy fiddler just a singer
if mj was a kiddy fiddler he would not have kids of his own he would be fiddling them he was a aswsome singer i love all of his songs that he sang and don’t listen to danielledavies she is wrong in the head!!MJ IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD!!if any of u make fun of him i will kill u all!!!and my friend nicole is a really big fan of mj
i think that mj is a kiddy fiddler and chloe salmon is not ok in here head and i am happy that mj is died mj shouldn’t had kids of his own and they should now see there mams and not worry about there dad and have a good life and the kids well be happy but thay shoud have mj’s money and he’s house. HAVE A GOOD LIFE KIDS
i think people are being to rude.michael jackson didn’t make jokes about people so why are people writing jokes about him.just let him wrest in peace i don’t like ant of these jokes at all and i don’t like the people who made them up.and people don’t no if he raped kids so shut up let him rest i mean come on now what did he do to yall i am not happy one bit and he shouls still be alive to help these people put
u idiots
yall need to go to jail 4 those jokes
hate those joke hate th people who made them
i am his #1 fan
This post is directed towards the website’s moderator: Please don’t give me the poor excuse of: “If you don’t like it don’t go to this website” or “It’s a free country, I can say whatever I want.” Honestly, no one has the freedom to attack others with cruel remarks and masquerade nasty remarks as ‘Jokes’ and expect to remain without the eventual unfavorable consequence. If the ‘joke’ is directed to an individual and they are not laughing – then it never was a joke. So stop allowing the masquerading hateful remarks as jokes. If the family and friends of the deceased are not laughing at your ‘jokes’ then your ‘jokes’ are nothing more than pure cruelty and expressive forms of hatred.
I don’t see Michael Jackson’s family and friends laughing at the ‘Death Jokes’ you are allowing to be posted. We have the freedom of speech so long as our freedom doesn’t cross the line where we harrass and defame other people’s character – especially the deceased!!!
Be forewarned that you could be held responsible to some extent for grieving Michael Jackson’s children should they come across the cruel remarks posed as ‘jokes’ that you as a moderator have permitted on this website. How would you like it for your children, friends and family to be distressed because of some ‘Jokes’ made about you on numerous websites that you had no power to control?
Yet these idiots continue to come here to read them…. Now that’s hilarious!
Michael is beautiful these are such mean jokes!!!!!!
mj was the king of pop and will always be in his fans hearts forever R.I.P MJ
You all Need to respecft that michael jackson is dead and You are all sickos who make jokes about it it is sad for fans i am a masive fan i have michael jackson wallpaper and Lots more of him he is a king of pop gosh when you die u dont want us making sick horrible dirty jokes about you up do you !
All Of the Mj Fans out there <3 Love him forever more like i will i have a T-shirt 3 cups 4 books 1 mj glove 1 mj hat an 19 dvds Including THIS IS IT ! R.I.P Michael jackson ! I Feel For his Family espechallyhis childrenand mum and dad and the other siblings that he loves xx if we all could live forever Young xx I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON XX
yaa.. dahzz sadd. hez dead. leave him alonee