About The Michael Jackson Jokes
We're getting absolutely hammered with MJ related searches, which isn't all bad - but some of the comments are. In just the past few days we've had over 2,000 comments posted to the Top Michael Jackson Jokes page. Unfortunately, more than 500 of those had to be removed for being really, really vulgar. We're all about letting you speak your mind, and we know there are some strong opinions about the King of Pop - good or bad (and rightfully so). I'm only asking that you respect our rules in regards to not being disrespectful or using excessive profanity.
Love him or hate him, he passed away on June 25, 2009 at the age of 50 amid loads of speculation and rumors. His untimely death created alot of buzz and alot of new jokes, even if they're not always in the best taste. He touched so many people (small children too) is so many ways. You know, I didn't really feel anything myself, but I guess that's because he never touched me when I was younger. Hell, we're a jokes site... so we're not gonna let that little PSA ruin our mood, so about a few more jokes to kick things off in the right direction again:
Michael Jackson Death Jokes
- Since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, they are going to melt him down and turn him into lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change. (most popular of them all)
- Update - Michael Jackson apparently didn't die of a cardiac arrest, he was in the children's ward having a stroke. (eww)
- Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never got his colour back. (that's kinda low)
- At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while. (sounds like Leno)
- Michael Jackson’s death is only a PR stunt. At the funeral he will jump out of the coffin and sing thriller. (we can only hope)
Oh, and PS - if you're just here to complain about MJ related humor because of his death, you'd probably be better of finding a site dedicated to his memory and greatness... not a humor website.
What'd You Think?
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let the man r.i.p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha people need to stop being stuck up. these jokes are funny. half the people are just little kids who didnt even know who he was till he died!.
everytime i see an mj shirt. i think “michael jacksons dead. lets keep it that way!”
Hehe ow shamone!
Leave the man alone. He inspired a generation
I think every one on this page who has posted a mj joke better think about his family just imagin what it would be like if you were little prince,parice or blanket and you went on the internet and saw all these jokes about your farther how would you feel you people make me sick he was just a normal guy like you and me sure he got accused of doing bad things but were you there? no im pretty sure you wernt i wasnt a fan or nothing but my mum was and i respect that. i agree that he did make this world a better place he stopped the racialness in the world but some people like yourselves still are racist little fags grrrr just leave him alone he’s gone from the world let him go and stop being idiots that think your all funny with these lame jokes and think about his family.
stupid
Jessica- Now it’s my turn. How dare YOU say that about MJ. He is the strongest hero that I have ever seen. What has he done to YOU to deserve that! All of these horribe things you have heard about him are called “RUMORS” No matter how cruel and evil the whole world is to him, he tells his fans and everyone that he loves them. If you think that he did these things, well first of all, kids can lie, and try to make the “funniest” rumor, secondly people get payed to make fun of him
thats pretty disturbing. MJ is a normal guy who loves his family, his fans, singing and dancing. That has to deal with a disease that changes from black to white that just happens and walks around, feeling pushed aside by AMERICA!!!! (granted those of you who mourned his death thanks for all the love and support for the KING of POP) We love MJ and he has made the difference. TODAY, HE IS A STRONG ANGEL 
you are all a bunch of sickoeslet the man rest in peace
you are all a bunch of sickoes let the man rest in peace
haha pmsl
Heres a good joke…. MJ HATERS!!!!!.. bahahaahahaha omg… cant…contain..myself.
seriously if youy dont like the jokes dont read em im pretty sure these jokes were intended for people who hate mj so mind your own business. losers!
get a life i luv michael jackson and anyone that cant respect him and everything he has dont for everyone else then you need to get a life.
he is not a peedo aww bless blanket paris and prince michael xxxxxxx i luv them and feel sorry for thyem xxxxxxxxxxx
<3 <3 <3 I LUV MICHAEL JACKSON <3 <3 <3
OK, seriously..
first of all.. if you’re going to come on a website trying to sound intelligent.. please be able to SPELL your flames so people can read them.
in other news… you’re on a JOKE website… its a JOKE.. if you don’t like them, why are you here??
i seriously doubt MJ’s kids are on the internet /goolging “michael jackson jokes” …. and if they are.. how do YOU know they don’t find them funny?? … ya.. it sucks when you assume things and get called out on it yourself, hunh???
bottom line.. this website has just as much of a right to share their jokes as you do your interest in a pop star. simple as that. stop trying to push your values and ideals on someone else.. thats what religious websites are for.
kthnx
This site has some pretty funny jokes, as well as some pretty lame jokes. Yes Michael Jackson is dead but people, come on, VULGUR COMMENTS!?! OMG, thats rediculiouse!!! All sorts of people have died and people have made jokes about them!! Not everyone has to LOVE MJ, and im one of those people. I didnt like his music AT ALL. Im not wishing that he was dead, but im pretty sure that the world will get along just fine without him. And you feel bad about MJ? What about Conrad Murray?? Its not his falt that MJ wanted all of those drugs. MJ killed himself, all Murray did was hand it to him.