A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one one of them commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed - and without an argument, go directly to the golf course to meet his buddies for 18 holes. All three of his friends unanimously agree, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning!”
A few weeks later it’s Christmas morning - and there all are standing next to each other on the first tee box. One friend exclaims “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I had to buy my wife such a huge diamond ring, she can’t even take her eyes off it.” Another friend says, “I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.” The third friend replies “Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car… reading the manual.” Silence from the fourth guy…
The other three friends in the group look puzzled, while the final guy in the foursome is staring at them like they must have lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such and expense for a round of golf. I just woke up, slapped her on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! Golf or sex, what’s it gonna be?” and she said “Take a sweater.”
What'd You Think?
(117 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)
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November 4th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
I dont get it
November 5th, 2007 at 11:40 am
What’s not to get? The wife obviously wanted her husband play golf instead of having sex with her!
November 5th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
The wife must not be a morning person!!
November 5th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Te, If she wasn’t a morning person then the sex would’ve woke her up then! Lol.
November 8th, 2007 at 2:58 am
HAHA THATS A GOOD ONE
November 8th, 2007 at 3:33 am
a kinda funny.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
lol this is good i like it
November 10th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
DONT GET IT
November 12th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
HAHA thats funny
no sex
go golf
HA!! ok thats enough
November 14th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Hey, Surfergrl:
The guys set a date for the game. However, they wouldn’t be able to leave their house because of their wives. They’d need to let their wives distracted with something else, otherwise they ladies wouldn’t allow them to go play.
Everyone bought an expensive present, however the other said: “Sex or Golf?”. She didn’t want sex, so he went Golfing.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
That was funny but I can’t put it in my school newsletter.
November 17th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
sooo funny! im glad yall like it!
November 17th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
sooo funny! im glad yall like it! lol ol
November 20th, 2007 at 11:42 am
just like a women golf before sex
November 21st, 2007 at 3:54 pm
That was one of the stupidist joke in the world!!!!!! it was like really really dum!!!
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
dat was a funny joke lol
November 28th, 2007 at 7:33 am
lol i like it was funny it would be better with less detail i think lol xx
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November 29th, 2007 at 11:32 am
heheheehehehee,
November 29th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
that was so lame i wasa rolling on the floor pissing myself
November 30th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
mmm its funny… Gentelmens Only Ladies Forrbiden. so ahahahaha o.a.p.
December 1st, 2007 at 12:41 am
I live with a golfer - so I GOT the joke BUT, he better NEVER in his LIFE slap me on the butt (especially in the morning) for ANY reason.
December 7th, 2007 at 10:27 am
not that funny i don’t get it why would she say go play golf instead of sex unless she is an old geaser
January 12th, 2008 at 12:14 am
not bad!
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January 13th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
wtf w/ menshumor.com what’s it about? oy yeah, cute joke
January 15th, 2008 at 11:52 am
gay
February 20th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
good one but i don’t get it the last part is what i don’t get