A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning


Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one one of them commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed - and without an argument, go directly to the golf course to meet his buddies for 18 holes. All three of his friends unanimously agree, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning!”

A few weeks later it’s Christmas morning - and there all are standing next to each other on the first tee box. One friend exclaims “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I had to buy my wife such a huge diamond ring, she can’t even take her eyes off it.” Another friend says, “I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.” The third friend replies “Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car… reading the manual.” Silence from the fourth guy…

The other three friends in the group look puzzled, while the final guy in the foursome is staring at them like they must have lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such and expense for a round of golf. I just woke up, slapped her on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! Golf or sex, what’s it gonna be?” and she said “Take a sweater.”

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26 Responses to “A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning”

  1. Pinkey Says:

    I dont get it

  2. Lauren Says:

    What’s not to get? The wife obviously wanted her husband play golf instead of having sex with her!

  3. Te Says:

    The wife must not be a morning person!!

  4. Jenny Says:

    Te, If she wasn’t a morning person then the sex would’ve woke her up then! Lol.

  5. trashcan chainsaw Says:

    HAHA THATS A GOOD ONE

  6. Dani Says:

    a kinda funny.

  7. Anti_christ Says:

    lol this is good i like it

  8. surfergrl Says:

    DONT GET IT

  9. Cholo Da Clown Says:

    HAHA thats funny

    no sex

    go golf

    HA!! ok thats enough

  10. Eduardo (Munhozmib) Says:

    Hey, Surfergrl:
    The guys set a date for the game. However, they wouldn’t be able to leave their house because of their wives. They’d need to let their wives distracted with something else, otherwise they ladies wouldn’t allow them to go play.
    Everyone bought an expensive present, however the other said: “Sex or Golf?”. She didn’t want sex, so he went Golfing.

  11. Fire Boy Says:

    That was funny but I can’t put it in my school newsletter.

  12. slimmer15 Says:

    sooo funny! im glad yall like it!

  13. slimmer15 Says:

    sooo funny! im glad yall like it! lol ol

  14. o.a.p Says:

    just like a women golf before sex

  15. swimmergirl Says:

    That was one of the stupidist joke in the world!!!!!! it was like really really dum!!!

  16. jud Says:

    dat was a funny joke lol

  17. jade Says:

    lol i like it was funny it would be better with less detail i think lol xx
    bye the way any boys wanna chat then you can have my email address its jadewheeler27@yahoo.com i dont bite bye the way and i have lots of pitchers of me

  18. Amberly kay Says:

    heheheehehehee,

  19. Natalie Says:

    that was so lame i wasa rolling on the floor pissing myself

  20. Hazz_dog Says:

    mmm its funny… Gentelmens Only Ladies Forrbiden. so ahahahaha o.a.p.

  21. Lorimo Says:

    I live with a golfer - so I GOT the joke BUT, he better NEVER in his LIFE slap me on the butt (especially in the morning) for ANY reason.

  22. Poindexter Says:

    not that funny i don’t get it why would she say go play golf instead of sex unless she is an old geaser

  23. Erik Says:

    not bad!

    menshumor.com………….coming soon!

  24. Sweeti Says:

    wtf w/ menshumor.com what’s it about? oy yeah, cute joke

  25. 54887 Says:

    gay

  26. lazeena Says:

    good one but i don’t get it the last part is what i don’t get

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