A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one one of them commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed – and without an argument, go directly to the golf course to meet his buddies for 18 holes. All three of his friends unanimously agree, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning!”
A few weeks later it’s Christmas morning – and there all are standing next to each other on the first tee box. One friend exclaims “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I had to buy my wife such a huge diamond ring, she can’t even take her eyes off it.” Another friend says, “I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.” The third friend replies “Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car… reading the manual.” Silence from the fourth guy…
The other three friends in the group look puzzled, while the final guy in the foursome is staring at them like they must have lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such and expense for a round of golf. I just woke up, slapped her on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! Golf or sex, what’s it gonna be?” and she said “Take a sweater.”
What'd You Think?
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I dont get it
What’s not to get? The wife obviously wanted her husband play golf instead of having sex with her!
The wife must not be a morning person!!
Te, If she wasn’t a morning person then the sex would’ve woke her up then! Lol.
HAHA THATS A GOOD ONE
a kinda funny.
lol this is good i like it
DONT GET IT
HAHA thats funny
no sex
go golf
HA!! ok thats enough
Hey, Surfergrl:
The guys set a date for the game. However, they wouldn’t be able to leave their house because of their wives. They’d need to let their wives distracted with something else, otherwise they ladies wouldn’t allow them to go play.
Everyone bought an expensive present, however the other said: “Sex or Golf?”. She didn’t want sex, so he went Golfing.
That was funny but I can’t put it in my school newsletter.
sooo funny! im glad yall like it!
sooo funny! im glad yall like it! lol ol
just like a women golf before sex
That was one of the stupidist joke in the world!!!!!! it was like really really dum!!!
dat was a funny joke lol
lol i like it was funny it would be better with less detail i think lol xx
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heheheehehehee,
that was so lame i wasa rolling on the floor pissing myself
mmm its funny… Gentelmens Only Ladies Forrbiden. so ahahahaha o.a.p.
I live with a golfer – so I GOT the joke BUT, he better NEVER in his LIFE slap me on the butt (especially in the morning) for ANY reason.
not that funny i don’t get it why would she say go play golf instead of sex unless she is an old geaser
not bad!
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wtf w/ menshumor.com what’s it about? oy yeah, cute joke
gay
good one but i don’t get it the last part is what i don’t get
Sweet! =P his wife didn’t want to have sex with him… lol that sucks cuz he knows that his wife wouldn’t want it. That’s why he knew she would choose for him to play golf. All the other guys wives like to have sex with them… =)
the fist three guys were total idiots,the fourth was brilliant. saved his money so he could buy more at the 19th hole
Lol