A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that's easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.
Next he turned to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500." St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer. He simply said to him: "Name them."
What'd You Think?
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pretty dump!!just bcoz s/he is a lawyer
yeah thats the point!
heh i thout it woz funy but… my lawyer isnt sum1 who charges me alot…
that sucked
naw that REALLY sucked
My parents are lawyers! And their nice ppl.
hahahah, that was damn funny.
Eliena Andrews
now if I change the word lawyer with democrat I love it (to clarify that before ppl jump down my throat the democrats in MN where I am from just over turned the gov’nors veto to raise our gas tax and I am pissed off hence the reason I am reading jokes)
now if you changed the word to republican or better yet, george bush i will love it (to clarify that before people jump down my throat, the republicans in the usa where i’m from put this stupid president to govern the country for years its all over but 8 YEARS!!! so im still recovering hence the reason im reding jokes)
nice joke!
This joke is n this website already. Except phrased better.