A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: “What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?” “Oh, that’s easy,” the teacher replied, “the Titanic.” So St. Peter let her into heaven.
Next he turned to the petty thief. “How many people died on that ship?” St. Peter asked. “Oooh, that’s tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500.” St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer. He simply said to him: “Name them.”
What'd You Think?

(14 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
August 20th, 2007 at 7:59 am
pretty dump!!just bcoz s/he is a lawyer
September 14th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
yeah thats the point!
September 24th, 2007 at 11:34 am
heh i thout it woz funy but… my lawyer isnt sum1 who charges me alot…
November 2nd, 2007 at 7:48 pm
that sucked
November 11th, 2007 at 11:27 am
naw that REALLY sucked
November 29th, 2007 at 3:21 am
My parents are lawyers! And their nice ppl.
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:36 pm
hahahah, that was damn funny.
Eliena Andrews
February 25th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
now if I change the word lawyer with democrat I love it (to clarify that before ppl jump down my throat the democrats in MN where I am from just over turned the gov’nors veto to raise our gas tax and I am pissed off hence the reason I am reading jokes)