A Midget Down In Texas

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining [...]

A Midget Down In Texas

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(57 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)

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A Midget Down In Texas was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 17th, 2007 at 10:06 amin Dirty Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Driving Through Texas , Survivor, Texas Style , Blonde Patient In Pain , Too Much Ex-Lax , Eighty Year Old Virgin .

8 Comments to “A Midget Down In Texas”

• Twilight_surfer says:

  August 24, 2007 at 7:56 pm

  that’s mean!
• Lindsey Sanders says:

  September 7, 2007 at 1:46 pm

  I thought this joke was funny and cool
• hailie says:

  September 9, 2007 at 4:27 pm

  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Nick S. says:

  September 14, 2007 at 8:53 am

  It may be mean but..at least he’s not in pain anymore so he can use it
• funforall says:

  September 20, 2007 at 4:44 pm

  funi
• Eduardo says:

  November 13, 2007 at 8:42 pm

  Not a bad one!
  Again, 6 out of 10.
• erica michelle says:

  December 14, 2007 at 10:47 am

  omg! That’s hilarious! How did he not know that was bothering him?
• Neji says:

  July 16, 2008 at 9:41 am

  lol