A Bun In The Oven


A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “Im having a baby.” With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks foward to what he has to say next…

And, much to her suprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks.. “Then why did you eat him?”

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A Bun In The Oven was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, February 21st, 2008 at 4:40 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Married Life - Going To The Bar,  Cops Say The Darndest Things,  Even More FAQ’s About Blondes,  Yo Mama So Stupid,  Actual Essay Written By A College Applicant.


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14 Responses to “A Bun In The Oven”

  1. Kanty Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 2:45 am

    I have read this jokes earlier. Too old to enjoy again.

  2. noor Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 7:47 am

    its acceptable

  3. Krissy Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 7:47 am

    omg , that is soooooo funny ,, bless the kid ,,

  4. WoWdude Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    ITS NOT LOL ITS MORE LQTM…(laughing quitely to myself)

  5. Rojik Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    dont care if its an old one - i have a 3yo and a new baby and the little bugger kept asking his mum why she ate the baby. Priceless

  6. Liv Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    hahahhahahaha

  7. bilal Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 am

    av erd dis 1 b4 dese fukin jokes r wank dey aint funny jus shyt

  8. Goblin Punch Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Learn to spell correctly and your comments will have more effect. ^^

  9. A girl Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 12:00 am

    DONT TELL PEOPLE WAT TO DO ITS NOT RIGHT

  10. The One Says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 2:13 am

    I have come to realize that the comments on this site far much funny than the jokes

  11. Vigan Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Learn to spell dude, and we can tell people what to do! so blow me!

  12. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:51 am

    returded, flat, boring, it really sucks!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Kiwi Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 4:25 am

    Uhmm…You’re All Ignorant For Commenting On Each Others Comments… And That’s A Fact. Anyway… The Joke Was Cute. =]

  14. smiley Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    hahaha little kids are sooo funny.

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