A Blonde’s Flight To Chicago
A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde woman replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Chicago."
What'd You Think?
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and uh, philly? let’s work on our grammar, shall we? if i were to type your comment, the proper way would be,
“that was the gayest joke ever. you’re the stupidest human ever.”
i have absoletely no idea what a dipsh is.
i thought this joke was superr dupper funnie!
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ROFL! Thats good!
a person, I is capitol im not much of a gramma person but i couldnt resist! =P
That was a funny one. But it could have been shorter.
lol this was kinda funny
who the mess would want to be such a (_ _ _ ) to freakin comment about somebodys gramatical errors? what the mess, it doesnt freakin matter. come on ppl
That’s Funny
lmfbao (lafng my fat blonde ass owt)
Very Funny!! I loved it!! My girlfriend is blonde, I´m starting to understand her better now reading these jokes!!
haha(:
i love blonde jokes
I’d say no offense blondes
but that be lying… cuz I’ve met a few stupid @$$ blondes!
XD
Um… A Person I think dipsh is suppose to be dipsh*t. I have to say this no one hate me for this but when they mean comment they mean to display your opinion in a way that is not offensive to anyone… And bad language offends me
By the way this joke is okay I like it, but I’m not trying to offend any blondes. But if I did I’m sorry.
But I just noticed if your offended by this joke don’t read blonde jokes. And if your offended by it then you should do something about it make brunette jokes or red headed jokes don’t sit there and feel sorry for yourself, yet again don’t hate me for this comment but I had to get my feelings out..
ahahahahahahahahahaha I loved this joke!!!!! Gooooood one!!!
What I find funny about blonde jokes is that you could actually say that about anybody, whatever hair colour they have. I bet if they made dumb brunette jokes, everybody would be able to find someone to fit into the stereo type of dumb brunette. Its only because of the dumb blonde stereo type that we notice all the dumb blondes. Or maybe some blondes are only “dumb” because they think they can’t be anything other than dumb, because the whole world is telling them that they’re stupid. Maybe they just don’t believe in themselves enough and thats why they’re seen as “dumb”. I have a friend who is a perfect example of this. She doesn’t try because she thinks she’s too dumb, but when she does try she is soooo smart. Maybe everyone should think twice before they place judgements on people due to stereotypes.
LMAO!!!!im blonde but its funny
super? duper? what r u? 8 years old?
“a person” lmao that is funny
i think it should be a really noughty joke and a picture of naked people having sex with eachother and girls putting their boobs in peoples faces and
girls sucking on boys penisis and boys licking girls viginas. I LOVE HAVEING SEX WITH EVERYONE AND STRIPING AT BARS. I AM A SEXAHALIC. PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME.
my friend is a brunette she is the most gullerbel person i have ever met i told her that i typed stupied in google and a picture of her came up and she actually beleaved me this joke is probly some thing she would do lolz =^_^=
i love the blond jokes but i dont like them because i am a blond lol