A Blonde At Western Union
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”
The clerk replies “Anything?”
“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the clerk.”
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”
What'd You Think?
(228 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
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January 7th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
i cant believe that she wuz that stupid
January 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
its all good baby girl
January 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
hahaha wow thats… thats pretty ummm pretty weird lol : )
January 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
ha ha this was funny lol
January 15th, 2008 at 11:25 am
hahaha..lmao that was great keep it up!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 6:14 am
What a let down! Poor Clerk
January 16th, 2008 at 6:29 am
ha. o lolled
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 am
what should i say to her…….innocent? stupid?
whatever…….
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
i think that this joke is funny and i think that it is pretty true to because every blonde friend that i have is a hoe to so there u go…..
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
January 28th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Hey virginity loser! How many times can you lose your virginity? I think your wanna be cool ass meant “virginity taker”. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu f*ckin’ reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
sorry my mouth is full,too funny
February 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pm
i wanna be da man cuz its a blond so is probably sexy
February 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
That was lame lol!
February 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
OH and not all blonds are sexy lol…Trust me!
February 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
im a blond and im sexy!
February 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am
oh god what a whore
February 18th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
ok?… so should i start tickling myself???
February 19th, 2008 at 8:09 am
lamest joke i’ve ever read who thot of this joke. you r a waste of sperm & dna
February 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
How Funnayy …
xx
February 20th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Hey im bonde and sexy and i dont do that hehe
February 27th, 2008 at 9:26 am
hehe.. u made my day….
March 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Wow wat a funny but yet stupid joke….. all my blonde friends r stupid and i SLUTS!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
this is just so freakin funny lol so hwat the hell was he thinking lol
March 17th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Ha Ha.. that was funny.. like piss my pants funny!! jkjk! lmao
March 18th, 2008 at 7:11 am
NOW THAT;S IS WHAT ICALL COMEDY
March 18th, 2008 at 11:07 am
dcroflmao..
March 21st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Thats so wow
March 24th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
hahaha
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 am
i m diying while laughing… LOL
April 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
WTF sooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:06 am
stupid blondes ha ha ha ha ha
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
u no not all blondes are hoes or sluts ty i’m a blonde and i am so not i’ve never even had a Bf