A Blonde At Western Union


A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”

The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”

The clerk replies “Anything?”

“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.

He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the clerk.”

She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”

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33 Responses to “A Blonde At Western Union”

  1. baby girl Says:

    i cant believe that she wuz that stupid

  2. Slippy Says:

    its all good baby girl ;)

  3. king micah Says:

    hahaha wow thats… thats pretty ummm pretty weird lol : )

  4. Samantha Osman Says:

    ha ha this was funny lol

  5. snorider323 Says:

    hahaha..lmao that was great keep it up!!!

  6. Mahesh Patel Says:

    What a let down! Poor Clerk

  7. geri Says:

    ha. o lolled

  8. Yvonne Says:

    what should i say to her…….innocent? stupid?
    whatever…….

  9. megan roberts Says:

    i think that this joke is funny and i think that it is pretty true to because every blonde friend that i have is a hoe to so there u go…..

  10. virginity loser Says:

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    ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :)

  11. TheMage Says:

    Hey virginity loser! How many times can you lose your virginity? I think your wanna be cool ass meant “virginity taker”. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu f*ckin’ reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. samatha Says:

    sorry my mouth is full,too funny

  13. joseph Says:

    i wanna be da man cuz its a blond so is probably sexy

  14. Z-Baby Says:

    That was lame lol!

  15. Z-Baby Says:

    OH and not all blonds are sexy lol…Trust me!

  16. SAl Says:

    im a blond and im sexy!

  17. alexx Says:

    oh god what a whore

  18. EMILY Says:

    ok?… so should i start tickling myself???

  19. youme444 Says:

    lamest joke i’ve ever read who thot of this joke. you r a waste of sperm & dna

  20. DxNNii3 .. Says:

    How Funnayy …
    xx

  21. Jay Says:

    Hey im bonde and sexy and i dont do that hehe

  22. X0babygirl Says:

    hehe.. u made my day….

  23. kittycat5622 Says:

    Wow wat a funny but yet stupid joke….. all my blonde friends r stupid and i SLUTS!!!

  24. gourge Says:

    this is just so freakin funny lol so hwat the hell was he thinking lol

  25. Munro.. Says:

    Ha Ha.. that was funny.. like piss my pants funny!! jkjk! lmao

  26. tsepo Says:

    NOW THAT;S IS WHAT ICALL COMEDY

  27. WoWdude Says:

    dcroflmao..

  28. bob Says:

    Thats so wow

  29. bob Says:

    hahaha

  30. hasif Says:

    i m diying while laughing… LOL

  31. XxxAssassinxxX Says:

    WTF sooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

  32. chivas Says:

    stupid blondes ha ha ha ha ha

  33. Hippy Peace Says:

    u no not all blondes are hoes or sluts ty i’m a blonde and i am so not i’ve never even had a Bf

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