A Blonde At Western Union
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello? ... Mom?"
What'd You Think?
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i cant believe that she wuz that stupid
its all good baby girl
hahaha wow thats… thats pretty ummm pretty weird lol : )
ha ha this was funny lol
hahaha..lmao that was great keep it up!!!
What a let down! Poor Clerk
ha. o lolled
what should i say to her…….innocent? stupid?
whatever…….
i think that this joke is funny and i think that it is pretty true to because every blonde friend that i have is a hoe to so there u go…..
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Hey virginity loser! How many times can you lose your virginity? I think your wanna be cool ass meant “virginity taker”. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu f*ckin’ reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry my mouth is full,too funny
i wanna be da man cuz its a blond so is probably sexy
That was lame lol!
OH and not all blonds are sexy lol…Trust me!
im a blond and im sexy!
oh god what a whore
ok?… so should i start tickling myself???
lamest joke i’ve ever read who thot of this joke. you r a waste of sperm & dna
How Funnayy …
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Hey im bonde and sexy and i dont do that hehe
hehe.. u made my day….
Wow wat a funny but yet stupid joke….. all my blonde friends r stupid and i SLUTS!!!
this is just so freakin funny lol so hwat the hell was he thinking lol
Ha Ha.. that was funny.. like piss my pants funny!! jkjk! lmao
NOW THAT;S IS WHAT ICALL COMEDY
dcroflmao..
Thats so wow
hahaha
i m diying while laughing… LOL
WTF sooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
stupid blondes ha ha ha ha ha
u no not all blondes are hoes or sluts ty i’m a blonde and i am so not i’ve never even had a Bf
omg that was unexpected. so funny haha!
hahaha funny because it is so true
Not all blondes are stupid, I have not met any dumb blonds. But sure have met some dumb guys.
i laughed so hard at this joke …..ahhh dirty humor!
Tame. Too tame. And yes, I understand it perfectly.
That was so *%$## funny!!
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dude..wow..just wow lol
THEMAGE you are sick lol……….it’s true…….like how many times CAN you lose your virginity? lololololol……….. Probably a blonde!
this joke was stupid
lmao off that was hillarious
lol dang i dont even know wat to say… poor girl.
btw.. blondes are soooooo NOT sexy!! ew…
wow haha that was soo funny!! well psh serves the guy right 4 tryin 2 get with a blone! jk lol
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that was damn funnnyyyyyyyy
i would suck it not tlk into it
hahahha!!!!! that’s so funny!! can’t stop laughing!!!!