50 Bucks

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and [...]

50 Bucks

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50 Bucks was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 3:19 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Twenty Bucks , The Blonde Painter , Bloody 3 Iron , Never Argue With A Woman , Drunk Poker .

4 Comments to “50 Bucks”

• Stu says:

  July 22, 2008 at 5:38 pm

  Completely unexpected. Hilarious.
• Darth Vader says:

  April 16, 2009 at 11:22 am

  That’s not what i’d ask for if you know what I mean

  I’d ask for a laptop
• Red Rivan says:

  May 13, 2009 at 1:17 pm

  old man is too old for viagra, hope i dont live to be dat old
• chingmingwang says:

  August 29, 2010 at 8:09 pm

  id ask her for 100 bucks