25 Things You’ll Learn By The Time Your 50

1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe "Daylight Saving Time." 3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you [...]

25 Things You’ll Learn By The Time Your 50

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25 Things You’ll Learn By The Time Your 50 was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 5:39 pmin Jokes, Other Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , How To Please Your I.T. Department , Paying The Rent , You’ve Been Online Too Long When… , I Love Older Women , What Is Your Favorite Pastime? .

5 Comments to “25 Things You’ll Learn By The Time Your 50”

• Nick S. says:

  September 14, 2007 at 9:06 am

  Personally I like number 13 funny AND I wanna do that and thanks for saving 35 years I guess
• trashcan chainsaw says:

  November 15, 2007 at 6:16 am

  WAY TOO LONG
• Roxy says:

  November 16, 2007 at 5:51 am

  Brilliant brilliant brilliant 22 is SOOO true – just read the comments after each joke!
• Mousey says:

  November 18, 2007 at 1:41 am

  i like 21
• pooistasty says:

  January 14, 2009 at 7:53 am

  you do no that the trouble in the middle east only started when israel was made, because no one likes them the toe rags