So we’ve pretty much beated the Chuck Norris jokes to death (and so have our readers)… so what does the man himself think about the whole internet ordeal on his behalf? OK, so we didn’t have the pull to ask him ourselves, but the guys over at “The Best Damn Sports Show Period” did… and we have the clip.
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Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Cohen,” asked Levy, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”
I don’t know,” Levy replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks.
There is a new virus. The code name is “WORK.” If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
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