Ok, I gotta admit - I’ve never heard of Captain Falcon until today. Apparently he’s a mysterious F-Zero racer who made a comeback in Super Smash Bros. A recent comment posted by “Bob” in the Chuck Norris Facts post (which by the way has 272 comments… yikes) peaked my interest so, in respect to Jack Bauer and Mr. T (and thanks to Bob) we know have Captain Falcon Facts. Or C. Falcon, or Capt. Falcon, or whatever you want to call him.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them… grabs some sliced limes and eats them… then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?”
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”
Just some random thoughts… things to think about while you’re sitting in your office chair staring at the computer while you really should be doing something else. These were sent in by some of our readers over the last few months and I put a few of them together for ya. Enjoy…
