Archive for January, 2008

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. “I am the strongest, most powerful man here,” he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen.

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

Four guys are driving across country together - one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New York.

I can think of some pretty stupid things to do, certainly though nothing as stupid as watching these guys practically smear themselves all over a public road in their homemade “Ramp Van.”