Archive for January, 2008

It doesn’t matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said:

If you know anybody interested in bird dog pups, let us know. I’m not exactly sure how long these animals take to gestate (that means ’give birth’ for those readers that’ll might actually get this joke) - but they’ll probably be available soon.

A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.

Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Johnny! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.”

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”