Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
Archive for October, 2007
Halloween One Liners
Happy Haloween! Figured we’d throw out a few one-liners to demostrate our holiday spirit!
- What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.
Walk The Line
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
Beware of the Toilet Paper Holder
(name withheld)
Minnetonka, MN 55345
Superior Health Insurance
ATTN: Claims Review
1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016
Dear Sir:
Mom Died - A Blonde’s Tragedy
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”