There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.
One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J is gonna do it for them. Yep that’s us, standing up for men’s rights everywhere. wOOt.
I consider myself to be smarter than most, in fact I sometimes see things and just know I can do it better. Case in point, the other day I was watching a few sci-fi flicks and realized just how dumb these evil overlord guys are. Tell you what, if I ever become (muahahaha) an evil overlord, I’m gonna do it right:
This is going to make me feel old (eek). This kind of stuff was supposed to be reserved for my parents, now it’s getting written for my generation. Not cool, I’m still young at heart though. Heh. At any rate, you might have been a child in the 80’s if any of the following applies to you…
Haven't gotten your fix of yet? No problem, we have more!
