Archive for August, 2007

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

Usually everyone who has a dog would call him Rover or something, well I call mine “Sex”. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew how embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o’clock in the morning. I said, “I was looking for Sex.”

The other day I read a news report stating that about two-thirds of the US adult population ages 20 and older are considered overweight, that’s darnright scary. With all these fat people running around (well they’re probably not running, I usually see ’em riding those little motorized scooters around Wal-Mart), we put together a short Diet FAQ to help you make more smarter decisions.

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High School Math Proficiency Exam

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This happened in a little town, Norris Arm, in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s absolutely true.