Archive for August, 2007

Below you’ll find my top 10 favorite sex quotes of all time, spoken by famous people you might (or might not) have expected to say ‘em. Here they are, in no particular order, drumroll please…

Yes folks, it’s true. Women are always wrong. It’s got to be true, it’s a test question afterall… 

I feel smarter having posted this.

Bob wearily trudged into his house and laid down his bag of golf clubs. “How was your game, darling?” asked his wife, Jane. “I was hitting the ball ok, but my eyesight’s gotten so damn bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.” shrugged Bob.

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?