Archive for July, 2007

A woman, after trying everyting and having perhaps worst chronic headache ever, goes to a famous “new age” holistic doctor as a last resort. “Doctor, I have tried everything, but my headache just won’t go away.”

I was reading my email this morning, had one of those fowarded messages that most of the time get deleted. Went ahead and read it, thought is was cute (even though I’m a daddy), so I’m letting you folks read it too… it’s called the Mommy Test.

They say that with age comes wisdom, when in fact it’s actually more like this…

I think I’d rather stay young, at least as long as possible. I’ve got enough problems with wet farts as is.

John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a ‘For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it’s 10 years old, really shiny and in absolute mint condition.

Indian Chief, “High Horse,” was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”