Archive for July, 2007

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. “Where are you going?” he asked.

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore and see what happens.

This job security quiz will help determine how long you’ll be at your current job and what what kind of future you’ll have. Much better than an 8 ball I think.

Had to have a couple crowns done, already had the temporaries done so just had to get the permanent ones put on. Dentist’s assistant (whatever they’re called) said “98% of people don’t need numbing…” or something to that effect, referring to the removing of the temps and putting on the perms. Reluctantly, I agreed. Well, five minutes into it a friend snapped this photo:

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”