Archive for July, 2007

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

For those that don’t know, being the boss is a tough job. Expectations, requirations (is that even a word?), etc. - really hard work and stuff. If you didn’t already know, here’s the 10 major differences between you (the worker) and your (wonderful) boss.

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Apparently a little guinea pig named Sooty went missing at a Little Friend’s Farm in Hopkinstown, Pontypridd (some place near Whales I think). When the staff there found him - he was laid up in the guinea chick pen with 24 females. They found Sooty asleep in the corner, apparently he boned all of them (he’s a machine!).

So I’m driving to work, running a little bit late as usual. Just when things couldn’t get any worse, I see road construction…