Archive for June, 2007
I Know The Answer, Sir!
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
So George Bush and Dick Cheney Are Talking
George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains “I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me.”
Nude Driver Accused Of Trying To Run Down Troopers In Truck
A nude driver hit a trooper during a traffic stop and tried to run over two more before police shot out a tire to end the chase, state police said.
Man Wakes Up With Headache, Doesn’t Know He’s Been Shot By Wife
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL (AP) — A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.
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