Archive for June, 2007

A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”

A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. “Oh no!” cried the brunette. “Is he following me?” “Yep,” replied the blonde.

The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her charges on a “field trip” to the ongoing church service, so they could get an idea of what morning worship looked like.

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.