Archive for June, 2007

Ok, how many men would subscribe to something so preposterous? Like we would ever really get whipped by a woman? I know I… coming honey! No, I’m not on the internet again…

Seems like gas prices may not be the only thing on the rise thanks to global warming.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, If you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

Ok, I feel gayer having watched this. Todd Scrubs… you’re probably somebody’s hero but not mine. Heh.

A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.