Archive for June, 2007

Figured this would go well with the Anti-Ricer Compilation. For all you ricers out there, you know who you are! And, if you don’t, now you do. You might be a ricer if…

A cheerful truck driver pulled up at a roadside cafe in the middle of the night for a dinner stop. Halfway through his meal, three wild-looking motorcyclists roared up–bearded, leather-jacketed, filthy.

Unarmed and helpless you’re held at gunpoint by three men, the only way to survive is to dodge the bullets.

So what do you do when your boss walks in and catches you asleep at your desk? You could freak out and get fired, or rattle off some really good excuses. The top 10 best things to say when getting caught asleep are:

The following church signs are, supposedly, actual signs that were put up. See, even God has a sense of humor. Eh?