20 Fun Things To Do On An Elevator While Bored
Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.
- When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
- Swat at flies that don’t exist.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
- Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”
- Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.”
- Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction.
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
- Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
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September 4th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Hilarious!!!!
September 4th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Its funny and stupid
September 5th, 2007 at 7:46 am
HAHAH! Reminds me of brick in anchorman xD
September 5th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
OMG!!! I will definately try that!!!!! roflmfao akjsdfhlaafrgj!!! haha lol
September 6th, 2007 at 5:16 am
dahahahahahha thts funni, wud really like to tri tht
September 7th, 2007 at 6:58 am
oh my god i couldnt read this without nearly wetting myself!
September 8th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
im gonna go test this and ill get back 2 u
September 12th, 2007 at 10:01 am
I always loved these
:D 
September 13th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
it was pretty funny i laughed at all of them but i am in a laughy mood =]
September 19th, 2007 at 9:59 am
i found that very funny they have made my day ty
September 19th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
i’m going to use them! sooooooooo funny 100% funny
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:39 pm
The saddest thing is that i did # 16 without thinking its a joke
I dont think one of the liars above me are going to do a single prank!!!
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:34 pm
I’d love to hire a labrador (#17), how much do they charge per day, do they get paid in treats?
October 5th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
lol a lot!
October 6th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
here’s another good on: Befor going in arange it with a friend; he says: ok I’ll take your case, but why did you kill the guy. you say: cuz he kept staring at the back of my head.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:09 am
hahahaha! that’s hilarious! i di #18! It was total success! i so gota try the rest! can’t wait!!!!!!
October 11th, 2007 at 9:35 am
I would probably do all of these when i’m going to therapy
October 14th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
HILARIOUS I DID 15 !!!!!! AND GOT STUPID LOOKS AND CHUCKLES OF PITY !!! HA HA O YEA !
October 15th, 2007 at 11:55 am
winner
October 17th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
rofl..i read this one somewhere else a long time ago..and i re-read and still laughed as hard
i plan on dressing undercover and doing all the above and secretly film it and post on youtube.. heheh
October 19th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
haahaaa! i will have to try some .
theyre reallyy funny!!
October 20th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
HAHAHA!.. SHEEITT.. SUM OF THESE WERE HILARIOUS! AND SUM WERE JUST PLAIN OLD CREEPY.. HAHA BUT IT WAS STILL A GOO JOKE!
October 21st, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Lol this is some funny stuff. But for number 3, how do you use a cell phone in an elevator, don’t you get no reception?
November 8th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
I gotta try them hehe exceptly at the court house mwahahahahahaha
November 21st, 2007 at 4:04 am
im gonna do #20, #19 and #18
November 25th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Well, this is going to be a weekend well spent…heheh
January 19th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
why did you kill the guy. you say: cuz he kept staring at the back of my head.
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January 20th, 2008 at 12:52 am
hahaha.very interesting.wish i read this a week ago so that my holidays would not be wasted.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:44 am
bloody hell! hilarious really. you’re genious guys! thanks!
January 24th, 2008 at 5:45 am
bloody hell! hilarious really. you’re genius guys! thanks!
February 16th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
“Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
i might actually try this one.lol
February 19th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
To break the silence on a lift…
To a friend: “I have the handcuffs. Did you bring the duct tape?”
March 30th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
this semms to have gotten some pretty sweet reviews i’ll be sure and get back to you guys with some more