Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. Only drunk dial when you're drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. It's okay to call someone 27 times [...]
15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing
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15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 9th, 2007 at 5:27 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes.
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Cute!
This kinds of remind me of my history of drunk dialing. That is now before i drink i put the phone away
in a location that is hard to get to. And i am anti-cellphone. (No Joking)
not really funny.
stupid
I love it. For anyone that likes to drink this is totally us!
Esha your stupid. u dont drink so stop acting like you do. shut your face. anyway…this was funny.
wow! i so could have written this…..is that bad??? o well if it is cuz i always have a good time!
This is so true its not even funny! HAHA,…..
this is awesome.ive been there!!!!
That was funny…..kinda reminds me of someone I know!!!
Do the same rules apply for High Dialing? Ive never been drunk but…
Number 7 is great!
I could have used this last night……..
On the flip side check this app out…it is an iPhone app which promotes Drunk Dialing http://nishantpant.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/dudler-your-drunk-dialling-assistant/
# 13 is true
i made the biggest mistake of my life the other night, i blacked out, called this girl i have been trying to get wit for years and said horrible things, i really dont know what i said but she called me the next day and told me she hates me and that i need to loose her number… drunk dialing can be fun, but only when u can actually contol yourself, it was my first time blacking out i drunk with about 4 people a pint of seagrams and 2 liters of bacardi and on top of that popped an e pill oh and i woke up in the hospital with a concussion … i hate myself
i think 12 is more like
you will never drunk dial your best friends probably because they are right next to you wasted as hell too
i agree with everything else HA
@ white boy I made the same damn mistakes too call up some chick i like and start cussing her out for no fuqing reason lmaoo next morning im tryn to call her and shes cusing me out like wtf did i do jajaja i always call my bros all drunk and they get pissed at me the next day hahaha i hate DRUNK DIALING
ahahahaha yeah dude tottaly been there and done that only texting tough here in my country we called that compromising writings say like i tottaly blew it with this chick once cuzz i send her a compromising text last nite (and i was about to blew up another one last night too ON THE FACEBOOK)
Ok so i wass smashed last night and i proceeded to conduct myself on a few different communication devices. I did not drunk dial, there was no need. I decided that grooveshark was good music so i tried to type in names that don’t exist based on my need for a new song to come into existence. I hopped on FB and had two very funny conversations while still drunk. Last but not least i started a drunk diary, very funny I highly recommend this one. The diary is great because you can always save it and then share it later when your sober, with yourself and others
. Thats how you record a fun night.