Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing.
Only drunk dial when you're drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
It's okay to call someone 27 times in one [...]
15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing
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15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 9th, 2007 at 5:27 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes.
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Cute!
This kinds of remind me of my history of drunk dialing. That is now before i drink i put the phone away
in a location that is hard to get to. And i am anti-cellphone. (No Joking)
not really funny.
stupid
I love it. For anyone that likes to drink this is totally us!
Esha your stupid. u dont drink so stop acting like you do. shut your face. anyway…this was funny.
wow! i so could have written this…..is that bad??? o well if it is cuz i always have a good time!
This is so true its not even funny! HAHA,…..
this is awesome.ive been there!!!!
That was funny…..kinda reminds me of someone I know!!!
Do the same rules apply for High Dialing? Ive never been drunk but…
Number 7 is great!
I could have used this last night……..
On the flip side check this app out…it is an iPhone app which promotes Drunk Dialing http://nishantpant.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/dudler-your-drunk-dialling-assistant/
# 13 is true
i made the biggest mistake of my life the other night, i blacked out, called this girl i have been trying to get wit for years and said horrible things, i really dont know what i said but she called me the next day and told me she hates me and that i need to loose her number… drunk dialing can be fun, but only when u can actually contol yourself, it was my first time blacking out i drunk with about 4 people a pint of seagrams and 2 liters of bacardi and on top of that popped an e pill oh and i woke up in the hospital with a concussion … i hate myself