Comments on: 15 Best Homer Simpson Quotes. Ever.

By: inspektor

inspektor — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 10:21:47 +0000

“Omg, english instructions gone! Must use french instructions! Le grille? What the hell is that??”

By: Zida

Zida — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 08:57:15 +0000

“Bart stop drkn nw!i promise i wil stmp 2morow

By: alissar

alissar — Sun, 29 May 2011 10:44:29 +0000

“Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked

By: alissar

alissar — Sun, 29 May 2011 10:42:54 +0000

mmmm donutss

By: Rabson Nkhata

Rabson Nkhata — Mon, 09 May 2011 08:56:57 +0000

Homer and Bart playing a dare contest on the roof of their house…Homer:i dare you to climb the TV antenna.Bart :piece of cake!

By: nunya biz

nunya biz — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 22:18:35 +0000

my fav quote is “Don’t you give ME half the peace sign!”

By: my name isnt important

my name isnt important — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 20:47:42 +0000

fist pumps are what make me awsome because i am the best at it take that world.

By: limited time only

limited time only — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:52:26 +0000

the funniest has to be when Homer and Bart are making beer in the basement after something explodes marge comes down to ask and Homer responds, “Must’ve been that bean i had…”

By: bopz

bopz — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 00:13:26 +0000

dude u missed DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: marge

marge — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 06:42:12 +0000

One episode Homer gets in trouble for not spending enough time with the kids. He tries harder and Lisa is swinging on a tire swing and she’s becoming tired. He teaches Bart to ride a bike. When Bart tell’s him he liked his “half-assed” approach better and Homer J replies: “BUT I’M USING MY WHOLE ASS!”