15 Best Homer Simpson Quotes. Ever.

I was a big fan of the Simpson's, can you believe how long the show has been around? Everyone has their favorite characters, but mine is definately Homer. This guy says the funniest (and often completely true) things. Here is a list of the all time best Homer Simpson quotes ever. Son, when you participate in [...]

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15 Best Homer Simpson Quotes. Ever. was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, January 1st, 2009 at 8:01 pmin Jokes, One Liner Jokes, Stupid Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Homer Simpson’s Wisdom, Top 10 Most Famous Sex Quotes, Funny Quotes, Dumb Bush Quotes, Famous Quotes.

53 Comments to “15 Best Homer Simpson Quotes. Ever.”

Jag says:

October 28, 2009 at 3:30 am

“Or what will you do Mr. Burns? Release the DOGS? Or release the BEES. Or release the DOGS that have BEES in their mouths, so that when they bark BEES come out at you?”
drummer grl says:

November 6, 2009 at 9:09 pm

Omg I luv the simpsons!
ChiliPepper says:

November 17, 2009 at 10:14 pm

“Mhmmmmmm pistol whip”