13 Margeritas
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”
So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, ”Well, my first blow job.” The bartender smiles and replies, “Yea, that’s a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!”
“Nah,” the guy replies… “If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”
What'd You Think?
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I’ve always thought I’ve had a fair amount of common sense knocking around in my head…but obviously not. I read the entire page listing the jokes thinking that the first paragraph was the entire joke..I was thinking “What the hell, these aren’t funny at all,” when I realized you actually had to click on the name to get it to give the full joke.
Ah, the mysteries of America!
upstair
u are more funny than the joke
lol
Hey “Pandora”…I did the same thing…hahaha
i must admit i did do the same thing i was sitting here like wtf??.. is this the joke..so something tells meh to try and click on it, and boom there was the joke..but then i got mad because the joke was ass..lolsz
Lol I knoe same!
well its not that funny