13 Margeritas
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, "Well, my first blow job." The bartender smiles and replies, "Yea, that's a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!"
"Nah," the guy replies... "If thirteen doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
What'd You Think?
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I’ve always thought I’ve had a fair amount of common sense knocking around in my head…but obviously not. I read the entire page listing the jokes thinking that the first paragraph was the entire joke..I was thinking “What the hell, these aren’t funny at all,” when I realized you actually had to click on the name to get it to give the full joke.
Ah, the mysteries of America!
upstair
u are more funny than the joke
lol
Hey “Pandora”…I did the same thing…hahaha
i must admit i did do the same thing i was sitting here like wtf??.. is this the joke..so something tells meh to try and click on it, and boom there was the joke..but then i got mad because the joke was ass..lolsz
Lol I knoe same!
well its not that funny
wow….gay…
gay ppl r so gay no offence milky
LOL! Pandora, I totlly did the same thing and I was like….there’s no point to this. lol!
did the very same thing…i was like..WTF..wats so gay in asking for 13 margaritas..lol
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
same to me
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I was so happy to read everyone’s posts and realize that I’m not the only one who simply looked at the first page confused as heck.
WOW lool i did tha same thing as pandora! lol but i am a blonde so…???
Yeah, it took me a bit to realize you actually had to click on them to get the rest of the joke too. I was thinking the same Pandora….wtf these aren’t funny.
thats a classic one….didnt get it at first but caught up>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOL did the same thing also hehe
This is a super sight. Simply dig it=)
well I just wanna say that I did not do that(:
but idk why everyones saying the joke was gay… it was funny!
it was the man who was gay!
I kinda did the same thing pandora lol, but i figured it out quick when the first couple jokes weren’t funny and didn’t make sense lol…..and this joke wasn’t funny at all
FOR FUTURE READERS ALL I WANNA SAY IS…THIS JOKE IS NOT MADE TO SLAM GAYS OR ANYTHING LIKE THT….^^ JUST A JOKE^^
Hey Pandora – same here. I did not enjoy the joke but loved ur comment
I enjoyed reading the jokes here but i must admit reading comments are more fun and anyway i was also did the same ….
i think a lot of guys here are of same boat i.e. reading the first para and ‘is that a joke’ me too pandora, in the same boat;)
omg ive done that
its not the 13 margaritas that make him gay dumbass, he was the one who gave the blowjob! and the bartender thought he just had (received) his 1st blowjob =.=
ewww
huh… is this a joke? or some stupid little story….
sorry not funny
Either i’m a genious or you all are idiots.
No, no, I’m pretty sure I’m a genious to! Luv da jks btw.
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