11th Time Is The Charm
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
Well...
"Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going [...]
(117 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Haha.. smart.
ha ha ha…boring
it took too much to build up to the funny part. sry. not amused.
haha funny but it took too long to get to the funny part. Funny comment though.
I love lawyer jokes so that was funny
Haw haw!!!
YEA IT WAS TOO LONG, SO LONG THAT I SKIPPED THE WHOLE JOKE JUST TO GET TO THE LAST PART AND WHEN I READ IT I WAS NOT LAUGHING. SORRY IT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL BUT KEEP UP THE WORK
this was the worse joke eva
nice one
this is f@#% up
ha ha ha
It’s a funny joke but like Sally said ..it took too long to build up to the funny part.
The first time I heard this joke…only husband 8,9,10 were used in the joke…alot shorter and still to the point.
So,
A lawyer married a woman who had been divorced 3 times.
On their honeymoon, his wife told him to be gentle with her because it was her first.
‘First time? How? You’ve been married 3 times already.’
With that, she replied: ‘Well, the first one was a psychologist, so all he did was talk about it, the 2nd was a gynecologist, so all he did was look at it, and the 3rd was a stamp collector so all he did was lick it. You’re a lawyer, so now I know I’ll get screwed!’
ha ha…same funny..just shorter.
jokes shouldn’t be long unless really worth the laugh..
otherwise you loose the reader’s interest.
just thought I’d help you out for the next time you wanna tell a joke.
too long!!!
seriously WAY too long for a not too funny joke…
too long for a joke that stinks like this
lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have heard this joke many times . . . Like Steph said it is much better shorter, she heard it with just 8,9,10. I have heard it with 1, 8,9, and 10 . . . as well as just 8,9,and 10. Honestly to sit and read through it all it takes the little chuckle away . . . do I must only offer a 1 vote for this joke.
Good…when you actually get 2 the funny part…but still pretty damn good.
it was to long to enjoy:(
It was most creative! People shouldn’t read long jokes if they don’t like to read… Look at shorter jokes instead of complaining about this…
nice