10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble


Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family. That's why we at F&J is passing along this list so that you can identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble.

  1. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
  2. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
  3. Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.
  4. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
  5. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
  6. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
  7. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
  8. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
  9. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
  10. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."

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10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble was written by F&J Staff on Monday, September 17th, 2007 at 9:52 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , The Trouble With Getting Old , 25 Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee , 10 Signs You Know Your Broke , Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek , Bush Signs Kyoto Protocol (Finally) .


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