10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble
Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family. That’s why we at F&J is passing along this list so that you can identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble.
- Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
- In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
- Shows up at barn raisings in full “KISS” makeup.
- He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.
- His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”
- Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap.”
- You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
- Uses slang expression, “Talk to the hand, ’cause the beard ain’t listening.”
- Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
- When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh.”
What'd You Think?


(21 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
September 17th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
That’s funny, thanks!
Here via Blog Rush
September 17th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
not funny
September 17th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
not funny
September 17th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
no coment (STUPID!) as I said before, no coment
September 18th, 2007 at 9:07 am
I laughed at the last one
September 19th, 2007 at 3:38 am
……GAY
September 20th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
this really suks
September 25th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
i dont get it.. NOT FUNNY
NOT
FUNNY
!!!!!!! xox
September 26th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
i like it.
September 30th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
these were really funny
October 5th, 2007 at 9:39 am
the last one was good but the rest well this is all i have to say to them…..thou suketh!!!
October 14th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
only tha last 1 was funny
ur funny 2 spitflare
October 16th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Funny… if you know anything about the Amish. Tragic critiques… if you passed fourth grade spelling.
October 17th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
This is Crap
October 18th, 2007 at 6:23 am
That was lame!
October 29th, 2007 at 7:02 am
not funny
November 8th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
its ok
November 13th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
I dont care what all of you other people say because i think that these jokes are funny and i laughed when i read some of them. Thanx for posting these!!!!!!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
stupid to the point of hillarity.
April 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
meh.