10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble


Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family. That’s why we at F&J is passing along this list so that you can identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble.

  1. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
  2. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
  3. Shows up at barn raisings in full “KISS” makeup.
  4. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.
  5. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”
  6. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap.”
  7. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
  8. Uses slang expression, “Talk to the hand, ’cause the beard ain’t listening.”
  9. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
  10. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh.”

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10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble was written by F&J Staff on Monday, September 17th, 2007 at 9:52 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  The Trouble With Getting Old,  Funny Church Signs,  Signs You Don’t See Every Day,  Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek,  One Liners 81-90.


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20 Responses to “10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble”

  1. Jenny Ryan Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    That’s funny, thanks!

    Here via Blog Rush

  2. aaron Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    not funny

  3. nikki Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    not funny

  4. Pinkey Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 11:51 pm

    no coment (STUPID!) as I said before, no coment

  5. I like Wolves Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    I laughed at the last one

  6. les Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 3:38 am

    ……GAY

  7. nick arndt from lovland co Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    this really suks

  8. lollipop life Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    i dont get it.. NOT FUNNY
    NOT
    FUNNY
    !!!!!!! xox

  9. bama_girl Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    i like it.

  10. katy Says:
    September 30th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    these were really funny :)

  11. spitflare Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 9:39 am

    the last one was good but the rest well this is all i have to say to them…..thou suketh!!!

  12. laughinoutloud Says:
    October 14th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    only tha last 1 was funny
    ur funny 2 spitflare

  13. Drucifer Says:
    October 16th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    Funny… if you know anything about the Amish. Tragic critiques… if you passed fourth grade spelling.

  14. Demigod75 Says:
    October 17th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    This is Crap

  15. Jazz Says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 6:23 am

    That was lame!

  16. timboe Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 7:02 am

    not funny

  17. BABE~GURL Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    its ok

  18. Princess Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    I dont care what all of you other people say because i think that these jokes are funny and i laughed when i read some of them. Thanx for posting these!!!!!!!! :)

  19. Kris Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    stupid to the point of hillarity.

  20. me Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    meh.

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