10 Signs You Know Your Broke

We’ve all been there, being so broke that at Christmas all you could exchange were glances. Stuff like that you remember a lifetime. Just in case you don’t know if you’re broke, here are some ways to tell…

• At KFC you lick other people’s fingers.
• If you wanted to rub two nickels together you’d have to borrow one.
• At communion you go back for seconds.
• You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
• You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
• Long distance companies don’t call you to switch.
• If you stopped on a dime, you’d probably owe it to someone.
• McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
• Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
• You give blood everyday… just for the orange juice and cookie.

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10 Signs You Know Your Broke was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 6th, 2007 at 11:00 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Funny Church Signs,  Signs You Don’t See Every Day,  Dashing Through The Snow (Chevrolet Style),  Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek,  Life Depends on It.