10 Signs You Know Your Broke

We’ve all been there, being so broke that at Christmas all you could exchange were glances. Stuff like that you remember a lifetime. Just in case you don’t know if you’re broke, here are some ways to tell…

  • At KFC you lick other people’s fingers.
  • If you wanted to rub two nickels together you’d have to borrow one.
  • At communion you go back for seconds.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
  • Long distance companies don’t call you to switch.
  • If you stopped on a dime, you’d probably owe it to someone.
  • McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
  • Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • You give blood everyday… just for the orange juice and cookie.

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